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« Newer LettersElves refuses jab – Christmas almost canceled
There’s good news. There’s bad news. Santa is vaccinated – that’s the good news. The elves are not – that’s the bad news. Well, not according to the little heroic helpers.
“We live at the North Pole! We are a low-risk population,” asserted the head elf. The generally holly-jolly bunch of busy red and green bees expressed frustration at Santa for mandating COVID-19 vaccines. “We refuse the joke poke!”
“Elves are immortal and never age,” grumbled the group. “And we never get sick. We want an exemption.”
Without a union to advocate their grievances, the head elf wrote a not so merry manifesto to Santa Claus:
“We the Elves of the North Pole, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Toy Makers of the North Pole.”
Santa’s elves refused to make toys, candy canes, and holiday cookies. They knew the children would be sad, but nary a one voted to accept the Fauci Ouchy. “We work for Santa, not Fauci.”
Mrs. Claus and the reindeer joined with the elves. “We will not take the shot!” chanted the Elf on the Shelf. Rudolph blinked his red nose. Frosty the Snowman took off his magic hat. The peaceful demonstration lasted from sunrise to sunset until finally…
Santa speed dialed Joe Biden. “My elves demand a vaccine exemption or no Christmas for the boys and girls.”
Old Sleepy Joe, thought and he thought. He took a nap. Then thought some more. “Why for fifty-three years I’ve put up with it now! I must stop Christmas from coming! But how?” Oh, that wasn’t Joe Biden – that was the Grinch who stole Christmas.
Long story short, Kamala Harris said she has never visited the North Pole or Europe. So Joe changed the rules and granted an exemption for the elves. By golly, the happy holiday was saved.
“And what happened then? Well, in D.C., they say that Joe’s small heart grew three sizes that day!” That’s the only part of the story that’s not true.
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Requiem for Stephen Sondheim
Send in the Frowns. Bid Fleet Street Adieu. So Long, Night Music.
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Gaetz “grooms” a GOP congressional intern.
Kyle Rittenhouse has been offered Washington intern positions by three GOP congressman-Gaetz, Cawthorn and Gosar- who all think HE has what it takes for the next insurrection.
Rittenhouse isn’t innocent, that clown boots courtroom was brimming with racial injustice.
Using Rittenhouse as a congressional stage prop is sick, how would you like working along side a dim witted 18-year-old vigilante who just murdered two people and shot another?
What sort of resume is this?
Driving without a license, illegally traveling a loaded military grade weapon across state lines, lying about being an EMT.
Kyle, I hope you accept that short term intern position with Gaetz, since “Congressman pedophile” is facing child abuse charges in a few months… you can just move next door to Gosar’s office.
This is “todays republican party”- another “LOSER demonstration”- those who think THEIR title and OUR government is a big joke.
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paul gosar-LOSER
Arizona Representative Gosar’s family went on national TV- reporting he is dangerous, crazy and should be immediately removed from office- They know him well.
Gosar’s staff spent taxpayers’ money “stealing” copywrited Japanese animation, turning Gosar and conservative cronies into “snuff films TROLLS”.
Not surprising… the GOP (minus 2) stood in “fascist solidarity” with Paul being censured by Congress.
Troll flavored Kool aide always tastes bitter- served on the rocks- in Trumpware.
Instead of being removed from Congress- Gosar will be fully paid as “Mr.total do-nothing”… accomplishing EVEN LESS (without committee or actual agenda)- sopping lobbyist gravy at a greasy influence trough.
While Alexandria Ortega Cortez works like a rockstar (spokesperson) for actual Americans, Gosar became a marvel cartoon character FOR LOSERS.
Paul – OWN YOUR white nationalist CRAP behavior –(LOUDLY)… NO MORE CLAIMING IT WAS “JUST A JOKE”.
STOP pussy footing around- REPOST (that animation) PROUDLY- it’s your life’s work- your munsterpiece!
Reissue a full-length cartoon -YOU machine-gunning immigrants at the border- pitchforking live bodies into flaming gas chambers.
Gosar- “man up” wear your gestapo uniform in Washington. Be a proud boy HERO- not a slinking wall flower ZERO- kowtowing to liberal snowflake!
Greet every American child with a full-throated –“HEIL HITLER” why just whisper that (brain damaged) glory to fellow degenerates at (secret) TROLL gathering?
Gosar the “perfect” JOKER… driving over peaceful patriots in Charlottesville, dynamiting black churches, hanging Mike Pence and FINALLY- running his own successful insurrection like Trumpware treason losers never could.
No acting lessons required.
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HOPE I’m WRONG
Hope I’m wrong!
Based on profound and consistently racist behavior by Judge Bruce Schroeder in the Rittenhouse trial, I predict HE will declare a “MISTRIAL WITH PREDUICE” after the jury comes back with a guilty verdict.
Meaning the trial will be “thrown out” without a chance of retrial.
From day one, this judge has behaved as if HE is an honorary NAZI leader of the “proud boys”
This trial in particular… is critically important to the FASCIST RIGHT, because- it determines the legality of white nationalist groups bringing weapons to protests or State Capitals.
intimidating Citizens with military grade weapons, pointing loaded rifles, use of laser sights and vigilantism allows conservative State and Local governments to claim- “plausible deniability” when people get shot.
Citizens are horrified by police violence impacting all Americans, but especially- people of color. The Police and their behavior are also on trial, and this Judge knows it.
Schroeder’s writing is on the walls, 600 national guard troops are activated – Schroeder made it perfectly clear what his intentions are-
despite a jury decision.
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