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Monaco shuffle

Tiny Monaco is considered a country- by 40,000 super wealthy, inhabiting this- ultra-exclusive Mediterranean real estate “Principality farce”.

Spending Euro’s, maybe speak French?? … NO taxes.

Residence are NOT subject to scrutiny an average French person might have… if they didn’t pay THEIR taxes.

Monaco has no industry, Navy or Air Force, its international citizens have ZERO civic responsibility to France- they live above laws or mundane concerns average French taxpayers sweat.

“That’s just the way they grift thing done- in the jolly little scam of OZ- (Monaco)”.
An opulent casino- (Bologna Royal), legalizes everything they don’t allow in Paris- WHAT a SCAM.

Any dapper crook in Los Vegas or Trumplands could tell you- Casino’s launder filth.

“Presto change”- OUR (miracle) CASINO- just pressed, and folded- YOUR soiled BS CRAP- into a legitimate bankroll.

Monaco isn’t big enough to have an international airport… citizens -ARRIVE by YACHT.

Tourists usually arrive at Monaco via high-speed train-(You know)… the ones Monaco didn’t engineer, build or maintain-

Europe’s elites have always been trend setters for American (do-nothing royalty) wannabees.

GOLDEN BOAT ANCHOR BARNACLES- AHOY!

One percenter’s DEMAND (and receive) carte blanche, pampered, gated lifestyles with limo golf carts, THEN expect TAXPAYERS to foot 99%-
DON’T FORGET TO BOW.

Like (centuries old)- Vatican Pedophile’s and British Royal Pig Farms- simply- FLAG your exclusive enclave, POST Swiss guards, WEAR garish purple (red hats), then- GRIFT CITIZENS INTO UNCONCIOUSNESS.

Grift em -in the name of Trump, God, Her Majesty, greed- …whatever…
it’s called the Monaco shuffle.

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the widdle people

Money in Politics- fist in glove.

Trump amassed 100 million bucks- 6 months after losing to Biden… remember- these fortunes are nothing for oligarchies, Oil sheiks, and dictators. Flattering low hanging fruits and nuts with trinkets or Swiss bank account numbers is-

SLEASY MONEY.

Democracy should be based on the “will of the people”-yet voter legitimacy is threatened from all sides by traitors- willing to sell America-

ON THE CHEAP.

It’s ALL documented- Paul Manafort was (still is) in direct contact with Putin’s eastern Euro

MAFIA.

Middle eastern Oil sheiks trained Trump to pole dance as THEIR organ grinder monkey.

Journalists murdered and dissected at an embassy- Trump’s BFF insane Saudi prince (MBS), and Jarrad Kushner hold hands in a golden hot tub outside Mecca-

ARABIAN KNIGHTS.

International thugs depend on “Manafort types” to launder- mind-boggling cash into front organizations with patriotic SOUNDING agendas.

“Ridiculous sums” fill empty coffers of low hanging Congresspeople like Lauren Boebert, the NRA, or simply- bankroll fleets of charter buses taking (otherwise) regular folks- to a not so normal INNSERECTION event.

The lure of FREE MONEY, all expenses paid, marching bands, lots of girls- a big stage.

Suddenly- IDIOTS who couldn’t organize a turtle race are given FOX microphones and 666 cases of dynamite.

BOMB thrower

– Rudi Giuliani is going down hard, no rescue on his horizon, the GOP garbage barge is chugging away…
without RUDE.

If not pardoned like Roger Stone or Flynn- LOSERS- like Sidney Powell are abandoned, collateral damage-

TRUMP’S EXPENDABLE DIAPERS.

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Miss Roxanne Luckey

Roxanne Luckey is the younger sister of Ginger Luckey- (clueless) fiancée of Matt Gaetz.

Roxanne has publicly called Matt “creepy and weird”- based on scary personal experiences with him.

Check details for yourself-

Do YOU believe a young woman, traumatized by Gaetz (when she was a 19-year-old intern working in DC) -or a worm salesman?

Gaetz will probably be indicted next month for crimes involving …young women.

Right now, Matt is lawyered up and playing offensive sleaseball, …his balls about to bounce into a real courtroom.

Credit card records (and all the rest) were documented by the DOJ (on Trump’s watch), while Bill Barr was AG.

This isn’t a “Democrat hit job”- (a liberal smear campaign)- just what happens when a pamper, millionaire punk- thinks he can live above the law, lie through his teeth and victimize women.

Unfortunately, older sister (Ginger) will probably go over the falls and marry a felony child molester…Oops! -younger sister (Roxanne) isn’t buying into FAKE Floridamans soundtrack.

Keep yabbering into that FOX microphone Gaetz… I’m in Roxanne’s corner- looking forward to your TKO knockout.
Boxing fans will see you for what you are – miles wide – one inch deep.

Speaking of one inch deep…hope Donald Trump is your bunk mate!

Hear Jeffery Epstein’s cell is vacant- just like the morality and public service- of you two clones..

Hair any trains or banjo music Matt? Keep your boxed ears on the “steal” track- Reckon yall er bout ta receive your deliverance.

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just desserts

TODAYS SPECIAL-Ice cold Justice delivered on a red-hot subpoena.

Republican Leadership better “FIGHT LIKE HELL” …because “boiling small TATORS” is their only recipe for saving themselves- DISORDER UP!

Blaming anyone and anything is GOP “soup devour”.

Republicans contend rioters are being “sliced and diced” as POLITICAL PRISONERS- truth sees it as JUST DESSERTS.

Before getting heckled off stage, GOP Congresspeople (losers) were blaming January 06th events on- Democrats.
I’m confused…was that a loving group of patriots? Or ANTIFA disguised as Capital Police and Nancy Pelosi?

Rotten angry white vegetables are disposable (thrift store) pots and (body armor) pans for BIG SHOT Republican leadership.

Small tator MAGA …enjoy that (months-old) fry grease- Trump celebrates “ U Putting the I in SCHEME.

Official grilling… TOP GOP CROOKS are “steamed”- they STUPIDLY “volunteered” to take ALL Trump’s LIABILITY heat.

A smorgoeus-morgue of FASCIST criminality, last weaks LIMP crockktail- Hold nose-dive in!

Meals of Justice can’t crush stupid fast enough… BIG MAC (with slease) riding TAXflea golden arches escalators- (may never pick up a tab)- but Sir FAKENESS can expect blunt “tips” from abandon waitstaff.

Have it your way!

Hold that special sauce video- RUSSIA!

Telling Blatant lies (under oath) is A WHOLE different kettle of (eatable) fish -then what CRAP Republican BOTTOM FEEDERS cast off on FOX FISHSTORIES.

“That right Your Honor- nobody with a brain or stomach for truth- would believe any of what I just said”.

Possum beaks and pork genitals “That’s -WHAT’S SOLD- as prime rib- hair at… Trump Burger”.

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SAVE BRITNEY SPEARS-from matt gaetz

FLORIDAman- Matt Gaetz indulges TAXPAYER time and money to travel 1st class to LA making a SOAP BOX plea for a millionaire Pop Diva on courthouse steps.

It’s not as if Florida isn’t dealing with Covid, collapsing apartments, poverty or rising sea levels.

Gaetz pours himself into the same intestinal mold of our former Reichstag dictator, maybe Trump is his baby daddy?

A father – son ice sculpture (reveal party) for Matt’s indictment would be cool, in an imploding toilet sort of way.

Florida-centric taxpayer projects would benefit from authentic Congressional attention-
yet Britney and Taxpayers ponder the self-serving entitlement antics of Man-child blabbermouth- offering worthless opinions to Hollywood elites.

Reality entertainment would have been Britney telling her many fans – creepy weirdos like Gaetz are what caused her problems in the first place.

Britney should have challenged Gaetz- by starting a defense fund for young girls he took advantage of.

Britney- ask Floridaman “what exactly has he done for impoverished kids in his hometown?
Is Floridaman concerned about struggling women (Congressguy paid) on PIMP web sites- turning to porn -for living wages?

Proud of failure and smug about – ROTTEN MAGA STENCH!

Way to grift the public and turn a sick pampered life… into a shaming house of mirrors- against female victims.

A reporter in LA asked Gaetz- if he was vaccinated??? Floridaman said, “none of your business.”

A dimwitted congressman… cruising Hollywood…

“ACTING” involved with- what isn’t Florida business-or any genuine concern of his.

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