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LAUREN BOEBERT IS A LITTLE BITCH

LAUREN BOEBERT IS A LITTLE BITCH

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Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene:
These two dimwitted & deranged divorcees
Have made their ex-husbands so happy now
Finally free from these stupid skanks’ idiocy.
Lauren “The Lush” Boebert is majorly pissed
That Marjorie Traitor Greene isn’t her friend.
Frenemies is more like it, no solidarity here
Except for their shared hatred of the queers.
These two terrible twits make people sick!
Having to listen to their stupid GOP bullshit:
First Bill Clinton was blown by a young Jew
How dare the sax-playing,
non-inhaling fool!
Lindsey Graham wished he was on his knees
Giving that blowjob to Mr. Bill – not Lewinsky!
So the Greedy Old Perverts of the GOP had
To impeach Clinton to protect fake morality.
While Lauren’s ex Jayson whips out his thing
At Colorado bowling alleys for all kids to see
Lauren lies about having been a paid escort
This has her former friend Marjorie so upset
Which is why obscene Greene called Boebert
“A LITTLE BITCH” on TV, but no cat fight yet.
Put that moronic matchup on
Pay-Per-View
Every Democrat I know would watch that shit
Because who doesn’t want to see those two
Racist Republican wenches mud wrestling?
Like the fascist pigs they are, they’d love it.
Dirty and filthy these two
pigs-in-a-pen be
So get the bikinis on and get in the mud, GOP
And make perv Ted Cruz say:
“Me so horny!”

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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NORTH DALLAS FORTY CALIBER

NORTH DALLAS FORTY CALIBER

They just released the body cam footage
From the police department in Allen, Texas
Where a Trumptarded neo-Nazi murdered
Eight people in a shopping mall with a gun
Yes, the fascist mass shooter was shot dead
As it should be – no trials necessary for Nazis
Just kill them all like it’s D-Day June 6, 1944
Give racists what they want, a 2nd Civil War
Those Confederate cowards will lose again
That’s what you get for sexing your own kin!
Southern psychos can’t keep their hands off
Their young family members’ private parts
The South is an inbred amusement trailer park
Make sure to wear Kevlar if you visit Dixie
Avoid the bullets and the perverted sickies
Southern Baptists want to molest your kids
Because they are cracker pedophile creeps
As seen on the Jerry Springer Show R.I.P.

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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“I’m a Legitimate Person”

Traitor Trump says he’s
“a legitimate person”
Who “does things right” & never any wrong
Even Trump himself says FOX is “fake news”
“Bring in some cokes, please.” Or cocaine?
Just like Don, Jr. his daddy Donald is insane
And what’s up with hating
FOX “News” now?
Donald, dude, they made you
to begin with!
Forget about that lame Apprentice garbage
The dumbest TV show to ever run on NBC,
And that’s saying a lot – remember Whitney?

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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Samuel ALITO SPEAKS.

Samuel Alito SPEAKS.

A cringe worthy 1200-word WSJ editorial boils down to one IDIOTIC fishing story from the shores of IMPLAUSIBILITY.

“Ostracized… for merely following Justice Scalia’s navigational charts to gluttony”.

Fittingly- Scalia died face down at a “kleptocratic” banquet table, submerged in his personal golden trough of gravy.

Fossil fuel TROPHY GRAVY-

Endangered species shot down by Scalia HIMSELF that morning -with an NRA supplied AR-15.

That derailed BLOATED GRAVY TRAIN marked Scalia’s 80th hedge fund festa- before his entitlement glands “imploded” like some titanic submersible.

Cuban cigars, thousand-dollar bottles of wine- Scalia actually split at his SELFISH schemes like a greasy overcooked bratwurst.

Scalia’s autopsy revealed “CITIZENS UNITED”- is KILLING US ALL!

Infecting Federalist Society judges, a moldy preexisting herpes of “originalist superstition” from dark ages…

Saving democracy could be CURED with a VERY simple shot of -codified ethics.

Chief Justice John Roberts refuses treatment.

Clarence Thomas shares ZOMBISM obesity with his wife.

Self-righteous louts (FIRST)- rolled in dough, (THEN)- baked into a crusty mold$ -by Leonard Leo.

Leo is a uber-funded, evangelistic, Christian, attorney crusader.

NO separation between HI$ church and OUR state.

Leo butters MAGA Supreme Court loafer’s- whole$ale.

Pound for pound, exclusive conservative hunting lodges are cheaper than margarine.

PRETENDING billion-dollar litigation isn’t discussed by tycoons on private flights…yeah right…“hold my SALMON Alito- YOUR hooks in deep”.

THE DARK AGES -when religion strip-mined “every crumb” of human decency.

Justice King Roberts decrees “no need to explain thineself to schooling taxpayers-feed EM sawdust and fishheads”

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the BUTLER DID IT

The BUTLER DID IT.

As Donald Trumps personal valet (accused of Federal crimes) that could land me in prison- I guess it’s time to speak out.

Raised on Guam, served in the US Navy- HONORABLE SERVICE.

Working as Trumps BODY MAN.

AFTER all MY swearing secrecy and BLOOD oaths- pledging to fight the communist deep state- I keep my head down, MOUTH SHUT.

Trump worked out OUR SECRET DEAL -I take full responsibility for everything- (maybe 20 years of prison)-

WHEN Donald Trump is REELECTED in 2024- I’m PARDONED.

Being a “MAGA HERO” isn’t my objective, It’s the job I signed up for.

My education (may have) ended with Agat High School on Guam- but this Commander and Chief has taught me much- for example- Once President- ALWAYS PRESIDENT- NEVER WRONG.

(that’s why everyone STILL calls him- Mr. President)

Trump NEVER visited those OATH KEEPERS.

NAUTA a penny for attorney fees NOTHING! That’s- THEIR SECRET mission.

Melania’s bags packed -says “she’s going to write a TELLALL (or cookbook) or something?

“Cooking books” is how SHE phrased it- (mainlander speak?).

Melania doesn’t want to be seen with “HER PRESIDENT” anymore- either do his kids?
(Disrespectful on my Island)

“NAUTA for YOU- to QUESTION WHY”- Trump joked-

“MY DEATH BEFORE HIS DISHONOR,” said Don Jr.

COMMANDER CHIEF was sharpening a knife last week, HE said “I’ve got your back Walt”
I said-“let me do that for you SIR”

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