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woke up

If people want boring counterpoint, watch CNN.

I’m not capable of talking people down from Qanons ledges, not sympathetic to Fox-itus or Trump-itus (phony) legal ploys. Wake up smarter, (its allowed).

Being politically correct or polite with rabid insurrectionist losers… (not my job).

If someone is on board with the January 06th attack in DC- they already ditched normal behavior, we are no longer friends, – (grounds for divorce).

If racism, anarchy, and Fascism is what they bring to Mom’s table- I’m not obliged to be friendly, consider the other guy’s feelings, reach out, be inclusive, speak in mealy mouthed terms or even pass the potatoes.

If my editorials are satirical, over the top… Fox News pundits breached all semblance of civility-years ago-(blame them).

Sarcasm is my weapon, even that’s “lost traction” since… the GOP is now- (officially) Zombie Cartoon Network, (with deadly farce).

Harvard debate with Sponge Bob? – (No thanks).

Sorry and sad- IF Trumps “insane clown posse” is what you teach your kids.
Dangerous and stupid have crossed a Rubicon- (straight to Hell).

Hey angry white guy going nowhere…If you can’t get your old job back in the coal mines, leave Appalachia, OK?

They’re still hiring truck drivers Mister, earn yourself a life, (don’t blame people of color).
Sound flippant? It’s not-

I drove trucks, listened to smart advise, saved money, never stormed a Capital building and didn’t look back.

I voted Obama …So-yeah- I’ll keep the change; you should (dump the Kool aide).

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welfare mutha

Today’s riddle is- how poor Americans are “crafted” into human shields for the ultra-wealthy?

Against their own self-interest, US masses must believe “SOCIALISM” will destroy OUR final chance to remain poor for generation- this takes massive- marketing- nerves of STEAL.

A decades long- FEAR strategy- hammered home by Conservative brainwashing has worked remarkably well! That’s why the rich have yachts, and the public has leaky lifeboats.

It’s not evil so much as… greedy pragmatism-

Most rich people don’t want to pay any taxe$. Fox broadcasting and (everything else) is owned by the- FABULOUSLY WEALTHY who DON’T SHARE OUR collective burden- for much of anything.

American media is basically a “24-hour infomercial” for why rich people should be worshipped as Golden idles.

The complexity and confusion our tax system ensures average folks pay a far greater percentage of income than Billionaire Warren Buffett- (he bragged about it).

Not suggesting CEO Buffett is an idle crook, he just pays as little as he can- which for him is…
VIRTUALLY NOTHING!

Meanwhile…poor people of all color’s porter bath water for the Jeff Bezos Zillionaire class.

Otherwise?? America will starve in the fiery hells of communism? welfare mothers will smother capitalist innovation? we will revert to a stone age?

If I missed a single grisly detail- BUTT DIAL Tucker Carlson- (Mr.FLATULANCE)- fully vested in, financed by, and part of “what we smell as” our Idol ruling class.

Tucker isn’t a real Doctor, BUTT he does play one- on TV.

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Bibi din rodef

Netanyahu has played “tough guy” so long- it’s hard to imagine him finding compromise instead of more brutal confrontations.

He stoked the racist mobs, gave extremists his carte blanche.

Bulldozer rhetoric and politics has a two-edge blade.

Way more than a real estate dispute. A microcosm of intolerance, people in conflict, and a Government increasingly prepared to bulldoze a disenfranchised minority.

What sort of vision would Nelson Mandela have looked for? After years of prison Mandela worked without bitterness- knowing everything in South Africa could ratchet into decades long -bloodshed.

South Africa still travels dangerous roads, a cure for apartheid has no magic wand, but it starts with some trust, some dialog, and a bit of hope.

The entire region needs to do better… right now. The whole world is watching… Is Netanyahu prepared to take the blame, (not just credit) for poisonous ultra-nationalism?

How would he like it? If he were Palestinian, everything an ultimatum- maximum force, no two-state solution.

Trump sent his son in law to the Middle East as a rubberstamp. Jared Kirchner is a car wrecked funeral salesman, ground floor basement office -666- Park Avenue.

Only Trump would think that empty (white shirt) could provide vision or justice.
Jarred arrived like Trump – as excess baggage, expecting tips.

Baggage claims were only partly to blame- why send a hearse to pick up guests?

The only vehicle worse than Jared’s hearse… is Netanyahu’s D9 combat bulldozer.
Diplomacy forging swords from plowshares – Careful what you sow Bibi.

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golfing with Elise Stephanik

Elise Stephanik

Young GOP upstart from New York’s 21st District, graduated from Harvard, Elise now fully understands – she never had to be any smarter than Marjorie Taylor Green to climb to the top of “this” Republican dung heap.

Rubbing elbows with Devin Nunes and Mitch McConnell didn’t take brains, just a willingness to stab people in the back.

All that time at Harvard- enduring frat party crap- what a waste of time.

My parents own a Lumber company, after high school they could have dropped me off at Congress … If I kicked the chair out from under Liz Cheney- victory would have been MINE… years ago.

Fake the polite, bid my time, then- WHAMMO. Bury a battle axe and smile for the camera.
Send flowers, La-t-Da- and off we go- to Mar-A-Lago!

All I do is- kneel before Emperor Donald- tell him he is Hollywood handsome-STILL President- (pro level golfer) … the world is flat- Easy sleasy.

As a MAGA bonus I’m including- renouncing Truth, Justice, the American Way, Christian faith and some corny Oath to a Constitutional thingy.

Whateva.

GOP Wieners like me- use Trump’s GOLFING playbook, LIE, CHEAT (and) STEAL, then suddenly everyone wants to wash your balls!

One less thing to worry about- I don’t even play golf!

You say Tomato and I say-it wasn’t an insurrection, you say PO-ta-To- I say put those losers on hold, I’m… sharpen my nails, practicing my swing, ready for the next clubbing.

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right to remain silent

Hello Joel, guess a little seagull told you… turning State’s evidence on Matt- isn’t a good compass heading.

No need to drag our GOP “rising star” into other people’s anchor lines… right Mr. Greenberg?

Think of your crew, your family – lets all-do what’s RIGHT for America!

Hungry communists Liberals circling your Ship? Hey Buddy- we took the liberty of changing your boats name from “Little Miss Jailbait” to IRON PATRIOT… see how friends help out… when you’re in the weeds!

Your ends justify our means.

Money can’t pull you all the way to shore with 33 Federal harpoons in your whale hide, but perhaps it’s the difference between doin time… and reel HARD TIME.

Matty G can’t say it out loud, but you, Roger Stone and He- still BFF right? Look at Roger- PARDONED-BAM!

Paul Manafort- stayed corked like a bottle of cheap champagne- no fizz, -no fuzz.

Silence be golden. No threat INTENDED.

When Trump is back in his wheelhouse, you will be high and dry sailor- HOOKED UP! not roped in.

Look what happened to that Epstein guy- maximum federal incarceration- but Jeffery only “hung round” a little while.
“Makes my neck hurt just thinking about it.

Ships in a bottle need a good cork.

Don’t let your ship hit the fan Joee!

“No worries about your Family either Joel-Fiends got you back so… hold fast”.

Glad we could have this little talk!

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