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Animal Rites, Human Flights

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Chimpanzee-monkeys-and-lemurs-are-dead-after-15954528.php

A great many of our closest genetic relatives have perished in the tropical Biblical floods.
These captives down in Texas are among the victims of winter storm Uri.  Despite having dual citizenship, they were left unprotected or out in the cold, like millions of their fellow migrants along the border. However, the article fails to note that 97% of primates vocally supported theGreen New Deal, which gained them the enmity of former Gov. Perry, along with Gov. Greg Abbott, Rep. Jim Jordan, Rep. Louie Gohmert, plus Sens John Cornyn and Ted Cruz, even prior to the election, in which they voted en masse for the Green Party (Hawkins-Walker), with the exception of one Orang and a pair of baboons, who went bananas when they learned the results, and therefore had to be euthanized. Since Sen. Cruz left the country the day before the creatures died, he has an airlock alibi, and thus may escape federal persecution.  Dejected officials are hanging by their thumbs, hoping that voters won’t corral them, drag them by their tails to the Alamo and forget about it,
until animals have the same rights as people–or vice versa, depending on what side of disorder you’re on, and how many cages have been opened or unlocked since Jan. 20.
 

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News Trash

“Just days after voting to acquit Trump, Senator Lindsey Graham is publicly launching his effort to take revenge on Democrats – and he’s starting with Vice President Kamala Harris.

“During a recent Fox News interview, Graham predicted that if Republicans re-take the House of Representatives in 2022, they’ll move to impeach Vice President Harris.”
[DLCC, Feb. 19, 2021]

How can they impeach her? She hasn’t even stolen a peach yet. What are they trying to do, indict her on the first date? Now that’s what I call Harrisment! Granted, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has
already “launched” her effort to impeach Joe Biden, so maybe they didn’t want Ms. Harris to feel lonely, left out or unfairly neglected. But they could at least wait until the smoke cleared from the gun
she fired, before they start another “recoil” motion, like the one in California. How impatient can you get–unless you have COVID, and have learned how to be patient, until death do you convict.

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Fama volat — rumor flies

Dear Editor,

“Fama volat” — rumor flies. That’s what the Romans said, before and after every chariot race at Santa Anita, near the LA Mausoleum. Yet neither Kirk Douglas nor Charlton Heston were ever quite as scandalous as XXI century spectacles.

From stone tablets to e-tabloids, the Appian Beltway is paved with cybergossip. I have no idea whether any of the stuff mentioned in this article is true, or even half-true, let alone the half-naked truth. But given that Hillary Clinton rules the world on behalf of a group of Satanic pedophiles over whom she cracks a meanie whip, I can see how such a thing might happen, and that the entire Conway family became victims of sexual abuse, except for George, who spends his nights at an NIH laboratory, locked inside Dr. Fauci’s medicine cabinet, which is the only place where one may avoid being infected by the DEV (donkey–elephant viral) in D.C. It would not surprise me if Congress suffered from the same insidious disease, which means that the rioters who stormed the Capitol on January 6 are about to experience all the symptoms of the moral plague that they themselves spread.

If a little child shall lead them, then I hope that Claudia Conway escapes to the EU to be adopted by Greta Thunberg, now that the latter is of age, while Mommy weirdest runs away to Mar-a-Lago to join the media circus–if that’s not redundant. As President Trump would say, beware of getting what you prayed for–and let one who is without selfie shame share the first upside-down instagram.

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