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Smell the entitlement

Unqualified- Aileen Cannon

Aileen was appointed BY TRUMP in 2019, Cannon’s idiotic judicial decisions were correctly (and scornfully) Reversed by conservative higher Courts.

Cannon (recusing herself) THAT’S logical- common sense, (of which-she has demonstrated none).

37 serious indictments, (charges brought by a Grand Jury of Citizens), yet Cannon adores a selfish man’s RECKLESS SCORCHED EARTH TOURNAMENT of GRIFT.

Mob boss threats, petty behavior- UNFIT for ANY COURSE.

A “so called liberal press”- parrots Trumps vindictive laundry list of stupidly- broadcasting and validating a sociopathic score card- as somehow- being relevant.

NOT ABOVE THE LAW? Who else could leave court via motorcade, board private jets, returning to golfing at his NJ palace?

Every residence and office (Trump’s family) owns…MUST BE FBI sanitized – of STILL STOLEN TOP SECRET mess.

Rightfully accused of espionage- revoke Trump’s TRAVEL while awaiting trial.

The Federalist Society has carefully maneuvered Cannon into position to fart EVEN MORE MAGA holes in this slow walk.

Will JUSTICE even happen in our life time?

Federalists aim their shithole GOP CIRCUS cannons- OPEN FIRE!

Entitlement to a fair trial- DOESN’T MEAN- another unrestrained yearlong media circus of threating prosecutors and Witnesses.

No MORE carting away, wrist slap fines, “LUXURY house confinements” elite dining privileges, pimped Golf clubs.

Pooping piles of stolen shit…CLOG Trump’s golden toilet with entitlement.

Expect Cannon to exercise moronic “intestinal fortitude” to constipate legitimate video and audio coverage of THIS overdue bowel movement, knowing THOSE image stains her as an ill-advised, inexperienced, shill, accomplice… obfuscating justice-poisoning Democracy.

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AJ is NOT Resting In Peace

Stand your molehill.

If a black woman -shot a white woman –(through a locked front door)- does anyone really believe it would take FOUR LONG DAYS before that BLACK woman would be arrested?

STAND YOUR MOLEHILL- LEGALIZED MURDER.

State Sanctioned RACISM buried A.J Owens.

Calling Ajike’s kid “niggers”, (earlier) assaulting AJ’s children by hitting then with thrown items, stealing AJ’s son’s iPad, etc. etc.

How dare Mother A.J Owen’s “comes over to see what Susan Lorincz’s malfunction is”??-

Lorincz SHOT Ajike through a locked door, apparently rationalizing- “LOOK- a black neighbor-OPEN FIRE”!!

Sure… sounds reasonable-(IF YOUR FUCKING CRAZY).

An unarmed mother of four -gunned down in front of her 9-year-old son.

Lunatic white folk’s handling things with the latest edition of bankrupt confederacy HATE politics.

Does a locked door really provide ANY opportunity for eminent violence? Was UNARMED AJ Owens going to tear that LOCKED door off the hinges with her bare hands?

Arrested 4 days later… Marion County sheriff- Billy Wood claims Lorincz may have been “standing her ground” (ZERO police procedure).

Sounding like Elmer Fudd-

” OK Susan- keep that loaded pistol – jest don’t kill any more black folks -til we get this little dispute IRONED out”.

Barney Fife Problem solving with the badge, (ZERO tax payer accountability).

“If some national media starts “snoopin around- We might have ta ask yall to come down to the station”.

SUE the NRA, DeSantis and Florida back to the STONE AGE- (oop’s they are… already there).

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Posted: October 23, 2020

Bridges falling

Mad Vlad’s bridges falling down.

MAGA Republicans- placed their bets on Putin.

DeSantis calls Russia’s invasion a “TERRITORIAL DISPUTE” (?)

Trump considers Vlad “A GENIUS” (?)

Failed Foxcaster Tucker Carlson- Cheerleader for fascism-

Trump’s SCORCHED EARTH (CNN townhall)- CLEARLY OUTLINED his “2024 RETRIBUTION PLANS” –

“VENGENCE, FIRE and BRIMSTONE spew out of Satan’s BIG mouth- (lobotomy laugh track included at no additional cost).

I suggest Trump, DeSantis, Fox News, Putin and their kleptocratic PALS headquarter up on the very top span of the Kirsch bridge.

It’s always safer at THE TOP.

This strategic outpost -(completed by Putin in 2018) -IS A “fascist lynch pin” for Oligarch’s who pinned their fortunes on Ukraine’s submission.

Everything WAS -so well planned in Helsinki, stab everyone in the back then- STEAL the WORLD.

Trump and Putin laid the groundwork -(election treason would keep Trump in office), -the Jan06 insurrection would seal that DEAL.

Federalist Society takeover of the Supreme Court and DISHONEST MAGA crooks “thought” they could depend on citizen’s submission… (IF ONLY democracy would just- LAY DOWN and TAKE IT.

A Ukrainian soldier spoke truth best- “there is SOMETHING WORSE THAN DEATH…living as a slave”

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Posted: October 23, 2020

Magic Kingdumb

Ron DeSantis (GOP Taliban) promotes Florida as… “WHERE WOKE GOES TO DIE”

Ron “races to the bottom” … because… like Trump’s “RETRIBUTION flush 2024”- there is NO bottom- just verbal diarrhea revenge.

Republican non- inclusive (ignorance)- matched only by Governor Greg Abbott of Texas-

Abbott’s license plate bullet reads “stand any molehill-NRA every white Christian 4th grader”
Southern GOP governors- competing for, largest landfill- BIGGEST DUMPSTER FIRE-worst policy, most idiotic slogans.

DeSantis actually got married at Disneyland- (funnymoon- didn’t last).

Ron kissed Cinderella -but she never WOKE UP either.

Behold- “Dos dumbbells” … asleep at the deal- pressing state lines.

In other words- only “SLEEPY” cartoon characters – Vote Ron.

All THIS- brings new meaning to an old JOKE that “Florida is for the newlywed- or the NEARLY DEAD”.

Sane governor’s “represents everyone”- (that’s the ONLY real deal).

-G RATED means- General audience- not some rabid Evangelical Governor riding (Dorothy’s womb) like a flying monkey.

Travel Key west lately DeSantis?

Its- “OFF TO WOKE YOU GO!”

LIP SERVICE George Santos- Governor – (NOT because George dresses in drag)- because Santos’ is a GRIFTER- like you – SAILING (and grifting) WAY OFF COURSE.

Ron and wife (apparently) never meet actual gay couples- (maybe- they just “HATE” rainbows)-
Tone DEAF MUCHO?

Using both their RIGHT feats- “GRUMPY Ron” and “DOPEY senator Rick Scott”- should dance WHITE off a cliff into that make-believe HELL they impose on everyone else.

DeSantis Book banning in HIS (unmagical) Kingdom… HE’S already sounding like Auschwitz meets 1984.

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Posted: October 23, 2020

Harlan Crow SPEAKS!

Harlan Crow speaks.

Despite advice from a dozen attorneys, I’m DEMANDING the IRS do a complete forensic TAX AUDIT.

ALLEGED – kleptocratic worship and democracy destruction- I feeel violated!

The IRS will exonerate my TARNISHED REPUTATION, put to rest-(PHONY liberal) SLANDERS- I simply PURCHASED “a cheat” on the SUPREME COURT with MY billions of influence.

JURY…Isn’t it possible-I’m just an average white guy with a few quirks?

FULL TRANSPARENCY America- nothing to hide here folks! Except (of course)-my big WHITE HIDE.

As transparent as glacier streams thundering down from Hitlers Eagle nest retreat HIGH in those GLORIOUS alpine Mountains of NAZI era Germany.

I don’t want to whisper into a microphone-I WANT TO SCREAM-

Clarence may polish my oxfords- but Thomas is NOT MY NIGGA.

It’s not as if Clarence does the dishes while traveling abroad -CLINGING (like a barnacle) ON my luxury yacht lifestyle.

I MAY have…
membership within (He-man women haters) BOHEMIAN CLUB.

Perhaps…
I DO collect Hitlers personal artifacts, AND have a weirdo sculpture garden of FASCISM at my massive garden estate…
but HEY… let’s not read anything into the fine print, OK?

Let’s say YOU were born billionaire-LIKE ME.

Wouldn’t YOU shelter MY MASSIVE ASSets and obscure financial transactions behind SECRET banking laws?

Wouldn’t YOU PURCHASE CITIZENSHIP in- St. Kitts and Nevis… that (coincidentally) have such SECRET BANK LAWS? – thought so!

I’m paying less American Taxes than an illegal immigrant!

No taxes for TexASS!

SEE- You’re just like ME.

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