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Boebert’s clown credentials

Drunken, disorderly, rodeo HOE – (Colorado’s embarrassment)- “Gun slinger slut” Boebert… promises to out scoot Wyatt Burp.

Bankrupt, broke in 2019- Lauren “side hustled” (GOP prostitution escort).

Pouring booze (and whatever else) for entitlement “cheap shots” like Senator Ted Cruz-
Cruz’s generosity- bounced “bankrupt Boebert”- $300,000.00 – (flea checking).

Rhinestone saddle$, Campaign BUMP$, Colorado whore…
hushola.

FACTS: (deceptively) hidden til now- under Boebert’s half pint sheriff’s hat.

PROOF: Godless evangelical’s DON’T care-

Boebert’s a failed prostitute, using
RELIGION as “tramp stamp” BRANDING.

Rumor is…UNEDUCATED Lauren Boebert terminated “embryonic Cruz” for her tin MAGA badge and golden Congressional feed trough credentials.

“Gump starting” Lauren’s RED LIGHT tanning bed.
BLAME- TED’S “TRUCKING” antics.

Boebert SHAMELESSLY LATE TERMED “embryo ted” at a Glenwood abortion clinic-
(Senator’s unclaimed saddle sore).

YOU Herd it hair FIRST folks… Cruz- financed Boebert’s “HOEdown” RIOT into Congress.
Ted Gump (and evangelical) scripture reads-
“SHIT HAPPENS”.

Insurrectionist trailer trash Lauren RESHUFFLES a cow pokered HISTORY with BORED AGAIN, FASCIST PIGSHIT -every trough.

Lauren’s arrest record husband- (industry owned petroleum consultant)-bone dry wells- GUARANTEED.

Boebert paid off her own in-laws to “keep quiet” about a near death ATV accident (she caused) in Utah.

Boebert STILL serves Colorado voters UNSANITARY, food poisoned, pork sliders- (HER -relentless diarrhea- rodeo- RERUNS).

Lauren TVs as Jerry Springer- vulture capitalism.

Jan 06 DC (line dancing) Boebert… Chuting GRIFT into Trump’s slaughterhouse.

Sack racing Cruz- Barebacked, buck STARVED Boebert.

BOTH pork barrel sliders- callEM…Hoe $ee Doh.

Their chomping “BIT”- convincingly, sassy, stupid, bitches-
Their “LEAD” –blinding hypocrisy-

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TOMMY TUBERVILLE IS A NUMBSKULL

TOMMY TUBERVILLE IS A NUMBSKULL

Alabama, you’ve done it again my friends
Elected a racist moron who only offends
Tommy “The Taint” Tuberville is his name
And sucking off Nazis is his favorite game!
Not football, he was never any good at that
Taking credit for Black men’s free labor is
Where Tuberville always thought it was at
This neo-Confederate, neo-Nazi numbskull
Wants our military full of White supremacists
And Trump wanted “his” generals to treat him
Like Hitler – what a Republitarded whiny bitch!
Trump & his acolyte Tuberville should hump
Then Lindsey Graham will lick their rumps
And Ron DeSantis will get in on this orgy too
With his white boots, Gov. Tiny D will do
He looks like a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
In those feminine white boots that he wears
Don’t forget Madison Cawthorn loves to screw
Cawthorn’s male cousin’s face for all to see too
Could these closeted conservatives be gayer?
The Trump Crime Family are a bunch of haters.
White boots Ron who has to get past The Don
To win the GOP’s nomination for their party’s
Greedy Old Pervert of the quadrennial contest
Might take Trump up on his Hitlerian offer
Dumb Trump’s generals don’t belong to him
Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg might win

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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A hand out- not a hand up

PBS Frontline reporting.

The PBS documentary about Clarence Thomas and Ginni Thomas was a pathetic apologist tear jerker.

Could an entertainment executive for this GOP franchise- please send me a box of Kleenex.

I could wipe the insincerity out of my eyes like they do- with HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS.

Thomas lived a tough life… before attending Yale.

What happened after Clarence kissed Reagan’s ring? (I mean- the ring around massa Reagan’s ass)

Ginni survived a dysfunctional life (as privileged daughter) of John Burch conservatives… (so what).

Ginni got mixed up in “Life Springs” (a bizzarro cult) in DC – but she went on to marry a Supreme Court Justice, (OK -so what)?

Life Spring – young Christian adults- filming themselves (standing around) in underwear, having a pillow fights…(SO WHAT)?

No “RED FLAGS”, no bomb throwing… just-your basic, dysfunctional, -stupid people.

Clarence missed HIS chance to STEP UP TO THE PLATE- Once he became justice-

Thomas “could have” HIT home run Legacy.

UNFORTUNATELY- The only “plate” Clarence stepped up to -was some “golden trough”- at the foot of Federalist Society Billionaire Harland Crow.

No disrespect intended Boss Man, just wondering- “if Mr. Crow might need another butler”?

I guess- I could be his other white meat NIGGA,- (it’s got to be easier than unloading trucks).

Body doubling for Clarence- when he and Ginni are Yachting with Crow around exotic locations in the pacific.

-I could park Thomas’s happy camper at Walmart- call it- “affirmative action.”

“A HAND OUT”

– not a hand up!

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Jane Sullivan Roberts pawn slop

Hello -My name is Jane Sullivan Roberts.

My husband is Supreme Court Justice Roberts- Our entitlement circus TAG TEAMS as JESUS.

Robert’s inJustice puts the I in SCHEME.

I’m running a recruitment pawn shop called- LAWYER & JUDGE SHOPPING-

Call it what you will-(WE neva call it conflict of interest)-
Call it –“INTERE$T on CONFLICT”!

Checks cashed- thumbs greened.

As a conservative, Christian DOGMA, fundamentalist in DC- I’m “making bank” off my husband’s inbred pedigree.

Imagine a Bishop married to the Pope, baptized in a cesspool of payola.

Unsavory: a bathtub I wear on my finger like a cheap telemarketing ring.

WHO DAT on DAH line?

Justice Clarence Thomas – (in bubble trouble) -That man and his bleached whale wife- live in bath ROBES.

Gold-plated tubs installed by billionaire (FASCIST) HARLAND CROW.

(It’s OK to be owned Clarence- just don’t wipe boogers on your fiends).

It’s SOOOOO hard- for Johnny and ME- to call that kettle black… when WE are up to our pearls in SIMULAR shit.

(Decorum means- DON’T GET CAUGHT darling)!

THANK GOD the Supreme Court is “legally exempt” from everything.

Picture MAGA Christians sucking golden bowling ball through a garden hose.

Off shore banking is like being a plantation owner… -bring your hoes.

Of course-logic (USE TO) demand forensic TAX AUDIT INVESTIGATION$-

Fraud blooming corruption… (pray nobody beat around my thorny bush).

Late to the club- (No worry’s)- ITS always tee time fur GRIFTERS.

Jane’s secret hole (in one)-GREENS FEES.

MOW fur ME!- nothing fur you.

LA-tee-Dah.

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AWOL supreme snort injustices

High on the HAWG.

No sheltering SHIP WRECKED citizens from- MAGA’s dilapidated, Supreme Court docket- to Hell.
Hammered bent, CROOKED-nails
Decrepit, ROTTEN, planks.

Clarence Thomas sets sale on “YET” another tropical vacation.

Chief Justice Roberts, (and millionaire wife Jane) plead- radio SILENCE.

Robert’s attorney wife- -another slick costumed, DC jewelry pawn broker.

Brokering attorneys, arguing favors- before “hubbies” Supreme Court bobbles.

Millionaires? Clarence followed his beak -straight up Crows assets.

Friend for life- Billionaire HARLAN CROW- pooped out “little Clarence Wannabe”.

Appointment for life, prestige, lifetime health care, pensions- ZERO accountability, yachts, private jets, luxury vacations PLUS- unaccountable bribes for WHITE WHALE WIFES.

Don’t worry folks- Wannabe (Captain) Clarence- harpooned “other” MAGA, FEDERALIST, FRIENDS- who shovel GOLD, and the POPES NOSE onto silver entitlement platters.

Stinks of complicity.

Harlan…never a “single thanks” in return… (Afterall)- Master Crow is filthy rich.

Skeletons in Crow’s KKKloset.

Crow’s- Hitler’s gallery includes NAZI linen closets.

Massa Crow NEVER referred to Thomas OR his lunatic evangelical wife as- “Step & Fetchitt, while they polished his jack boots.

Crow purchased SC employees their very own “legacy plantation”, Ginni planted BWHMA- (Brain Washed Hand Maiden Academy).

Clarence’s chronic tax miscalculations¬= High Cotton.

Thomas plantation…Where… pesky notions like “SEPERATION of CHURCH and STATE” … get hung out to lie.

Picnic- under ye ol Confederate “hangin tree”-

Salute- Jim Crows battle flag collection-

Shop- Justice Roberts wife’s reform school yard sale… (Buy- yourself a slave- era- ball and chain).

Priced to sell Y’all …down river.

Republican Justice…Absent without leave-

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