Republicans Smoking Too Much Weed Again
Once again Republicans have been having drug deliriums from smoking too much weed. With regards to the stalemate on the shutting down the government (by the way, the … Read more
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There they go again! Republicans Take Country Hostage Over Obamacare
To paraphrase Ronald Reagan, “There they go again!” on Obamacare I think even the ol’ Gipper would be ashamed of his party these days. What do they think they’re … Read more
Republicans Demand a Recount Due to Illegal Zombie Votes
The GOP says a large turnout of zombies voted in the last presidential election A U.S. Presidential election recount has been demanded by the GOP, because, they claim, … Read more
Helping Republicans Find Real Voter Fraud in America
Wherein the ones pointing fingers are the ones with their other fingers on the voting levers Republican officials across the country are having a major problem with their … Read more
Republicans Not Sure Which Grover to Follow, Norquist or the Muppet
Republican lawmakers have been pretty gung-ho these past couple years to sign the Taxpayer Protection Pledge penned by Conservative Lobbyist and smarmy ringleader, Grover Norquist. The pledge essentially … Read more
Republicans Object to Obama Immigration Move as Blatantly Helping His Re-Election Chances
Making popular decisions in an election year gives him an unfair advantage, they charge Republican leaders in Congress today denounced President Obama’s move to change immigration policy as … Read more
Recycled Republicans
SCENARIO — A secret laboratory deep underground beneath the American Heritage Think Tank And Karaoke Lounge in Washington. It is a room filled with strange scientific paraphernalia — … Read more
Republicans Rush To Have Death Star Ready For 2016 Election.
A new Death Star, believed to have the capacity to neutralize the minds of an entire planet, has been adopted from designs stolen from George Lucas’s movie studios … Read more
Republicans Filibuster Roll Call
GOP emboldened by 41-seat ‘Super Minority’ A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON — Claiming to be saving America from the Dems’ “socialist agenda,” Republicans broke historic new ground in … Read more
Republicans Not Interested in ‘Popularity Contest’
Say appealing to the masses is undignified A Humor Times special report Faced with declining popularity in the polls and accused of turning their backs on moderate elements … Read more
