Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish (With High Hopes for 2017)
“The Year That Shall Not Be Named” turned ordinary ugly into grievously heinous It is our fervent hope here at Durstco that all you loyal readers join us … Read more
2016
Best Ten New Movies I Saw In 2016
Here are the best ten new movies I saw in 2016 I wrote 36 reviews of new films in this bizarre year of 2016.Ā I can’t see all … Read more
Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director
An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team … Read more
The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg
Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK ā Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe … Read more
Hard to Believe It’s Come Down to Hillary or Trump
Right now, an 18-foot alligator with irritable bowel syndrome would be less polarizing than the Donald or the Hillary. Every four years our nation’s electoral eccentricities escalate exponentially … Read more
15 Signs That Your Husband Is Thinking of Voting Republican
Husband acting a little strange? Check him for these tell-tale signs he’s thinking of voting Republican. by Roz Warren and Janet Golden There are plenty of magazines featuring … Read more
Airline Pilot, Responsible for Thousands of Lives, to Vote Trump in November
“He’s the only man who can lead this country forward,” says airline pilot with a straight face. BALTIMORE ā According to multiple reports out today, Cpt. Fred Staples, … Read more
Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted
New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more
How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays
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In an exclusive interview with the Humor Times, Trump divulged his regular Sunday routine. For your edification, we list it here. IāM A LUMBERJACK First thing off when … Read more
2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers for the Rest of Us
Enough with the old tired slogans – here are some bumper stickers we can relate to. PLEASE ā JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER … Read more
