Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/20/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
2016
Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates
The 2016 Presidential Election is rolling out candidates with snail-like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential … Read more
A Profile of the Burning Bush
Jeb Bush has 99 problems … and the tea party is just one. Phil McCrevice, an influential, condescending voice of the American political movement, told CNN that the … Read more
2016 Presidential Candidates Address Inequality (Sort Of)
Specifically, addressing ways to increase inequality! At last, America’s political leaders indicate that they now hear the voices and feel the pain of the poor and of the … Read more
Crazy Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz: First sighting of a red nose popping out of the presidential wannabe clown car. Winter is over! Winter is over! Excuse the jubilation, but we ink-stained … Read more
Would-Be Pontiff Ted Cruz Turns Blood to Ice
Ted Cruz candidacy ‘a Miracle,’ say Tea Party activists Washington, DC — Following reports earlier today that Pope Francis had performed a “miracle” by turning an amulet of … Read more
Clinton: From Blowgate to Spamgate
Hillary Clinton can’t escape comparisons to Bill We all remember the oral — apologies — moral outcry when Bill failed to keep “Colonel Clinton” in his cage, and now, unless … Read more
Democrats: Message, Message, Who’s Got the Message?
It’s hard to beat: Democrats and their message Don’t look now, but the Democratic Party is undergoing an identity crisis of such monumental proportions, the Dissociative Identity Disorder … Read more
Romney Exit Clears Path for Other GOP Candidates to Lose
Door now open for a large number of exciting dark horse GOP candidates to blow it. DES MOINES, Iowa — After announcing he will no longer seek the … Read more
Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run
Mavericky former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin preparing to run ‘a long way.’ WASILLA, Alaska – Maverick former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin, a one-time Republican vice-presidential nominee, … Read more
