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Supporters say Trump’s outrageous stunts prove he’s ready for ‘prime time.’ NEW YORK CITY, NY — Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump threw a kitten off of … Read more
“Americans don’t need the world’s tired and poor anymore, we’re full,” he says of the Statue of Liberty. By Michael Egan, Humor Times.
The next president better have a sane foreign policy, or hello, WWIII The coordinated terrorist attack in Paris and elsewhere underscores the need for a disciplined, level-headed foreign … Read more
Staffers say that Hillary Clinton has not been the same since a discussion with “Miss Cleo.” WASHINGTON — Earlier today, a senior campaign staffer close to Democratic presidential … Read more
A peek inside the Trump administration Dolly Darling, the President’s Secretary, excitedly and fearfully puts the finishing touches to the Oval Office, the new lair of her boss … Read more
Candidates insist moms the only ones they can trust anymore MILWAUKEE, WI — Today, all the Republican presidential candidates announced that their mothers — or other support figures … Read more
Demands getting more specific, including GOP debate lighting style and Huggie Bears on each podium for “moral support.” The Republican candidates shocked the media world at the last … Read more
Reworked format and new entrants featured at this evening’s Republican debate Dateline: N.H., Feb.8, 2016 Hello everyone and welcome to the 37th presidential Republican debate sponsored by NotchTV, … Read more
A look at the American presidential election sweepstakes It’s like a train wreck. Fascinating, repellent, and loud: all at the same time. Talking about the American presidential sweepstakes. … Read more
An updated version of the Hindu parable, “The Blind Men and the Elephant” (See the updated blind men parable below.) Nine blind men and an extremely near-sighted old … Read more
