Presidential Limericks for 2016
Humor Times Poet Laureate Michael Egan composes political tributes to the 2016 candidates Chris Christie Chris Christie’s all done, let’s be clear. From New Jersey we’ve nothing to … Read more
2016
Scott Walker Changes His Name to ‘Street Walker’ in New Presidential Strategy
In new presidential strategy, Scott Walker offers to suck Koch or anyone else on a sliding scale MADISON, WI — Former GOP front runner Gov. Scott Walker announced … Read more
On Chris Christie: Why a New Jersey Puffer Fish Should Not Be President
Better listen to the people of New Jersey: they dislike “everything about” Chris Christie. When Mitt Romney’s campaign was investigating potential choices to be his 2012 running mate, … Read more
In ‘Classy’ Move, Trump to Purchase Presidency, One Vote at a Time
Trump plans to offer $100 for every vote for him, “Proving once and for all, he who has the most money wins. Now that’s class.” Donald Trump has … Read more
Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track
A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice … Read more
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
Update the Voting Process to Meet Our Needs
Evidence suggests who we vote for isn’t always who we should Each election cycle we are beaten over the head with the agenda that candidates feel are important … Read more
The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015 Summary
News bytes from the last month Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President – The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues. … Read more
Gay Marriage is Last Straw: Conservatives Revolt as ALEC Drafts New Constitution
ALEC’s bold new constitution aims to salve the GOP sadz. The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC, a Koch subsidiary), sent out an emergency e-mail to their employees who … Read more
Bernie Sanders and the ‘S’ Word
They say ‘socialism’ is a dirty word — but Bernie Sanders is here to help clean it up. With Bernie Sanders running for the Democratic nomination for president, … Read more
