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And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more
GOP leadership is hoping and praying that the wicked witch is finally dead, so they can move on to other fascist party leaders. Florida resident Donald Trump may … Read more
Donald Trump steals headlines again & throws his hair in the ring for President! Quirky Quotables are bound to happen! Some of the Quirky Quotables during Trump’s 2024 … Read more
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is hinting that he’ll challenge Trump in 2024, because that’s what God wants. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis claims to know what God wants, but … Read more
We take you now to the much-anticipated DeSantis-Trump steel cage match, in which “DeSanctimonious” has promised to “kick Trump’s ass.” Gordon Solie was arguably the greatest professional wrestling … Read more
The notorious MTG announces VP isn’t good enough, she’d prefer to be America’s Queen, with even Donald Trump bowing down to her. U.S. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has … Read more
A look forward to his next presidential run: hold onto your MAGA hats, it’s the 2024 version of a Trump Rally! Into the hall stream Trumpists for a … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump claims that if Vladimir Putin was his running mate in 2020, he’d “still be president.” On a recent edition of the … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
“It’s a disgrace, Time Magazine not choosing me ‘Man of the Year’ again. And Elon Musk is just a mammogram for Noel Skum!” says the former prez. MAR-A-LAGO, … Read more
