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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Demand for “Recreational Homicide” licenses are expected to be quite high in New York, says Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. In an … Read more
Former prez kills McDonald’s employee at 5th Avenue restaurant over Big Mac, boasting he won’t lose voters among his base. Donald Trump strangled a McDonald’s employee to death … Read more
The tiny-handed man had bragged he could do it in public on 5th Avenue over a year ago – turns out he was right. A man stood brazenly … Read more
