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Witnesses say Justice Brett Kavanaugh was rescued from angry protesters at his house by Ginni Thomas. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh broke down after angry protesters picketed outside … Read more
Top corporate execs may not actually agree with the war on women, but abortion being outlawed is not a big concern for them. The most aggressive and virulent … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more
Governor Greg Abbott today issued another executive order, this one effectively banning sex in the state of Texas. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spurred by the oncoming … Read more
Texas to enlist vigilantism enthusiasts to help police the state. In an exclusive interview with one member of the Texas legislature, this reporter discovered the long-term aim of … Read more
Predators and legislators, STAY OUT! Trump is the anti-Rodney Dangerfield; he don’t give no respect! Those that swagger in often stagger out. Trump vs. Stormy: Thugs vs. Jugs. … Read more
Trump tweets an immediate end to abortion restrictions, sparking a furious backlash from right-to-life groups. In a surprise tweet released at 4 am this morning, President Trump announced … Read more
Liberty University renames the egg in response to “chicken or the egg” controversy. LIBERTY UNIVERSITY, LYNCHBURG, VA — Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University has made a decision respecting their … Read more
Alabama decides new abortion law doesn’t go far enough. The Governor of Alabama and the Alabama legislature have decided that their new anti-abortion law does not go far … Read more
