Pros of the Robot Apocalypse
There’s no use whining about the coming robot apocalypse — look at the bright side! Everyone is whining about how robots are taking over and the coming robot … Read more
AI
An AI Bot Won’t Take Your Job. Will It?
There’s now an AI bot for just about any job that humans do, how long before we’re all replaced? Corporate powers are telling us not to worry our … Read more
Foodologist: Food to be AI-Generated by Next Century
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated. In her … Read more
BREAKING: Election Special Report!
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Report: Controversial 2024 Presidential Election ends in tie, Artificial Ignorance interference suspected. We bring you this Special Report among general chaos … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donāt have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift donating to Hurricane relief efforts, doesnāt need to be complicated … Read more
Artificial Ignorance Entity Presidential Candidates Release Their Platforms
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Both AI candidates granted exclusive interviews, detailing their platforms. According to SNN Political Crappe reporter Muck N. Mire, Artificial Ignorance Entity presidential … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says heās āexcitedā by Elon Muskās proposal to have a … Read more
I Think, Therefore I Am… In Big Trouble
The French philosopher Rene Descartes wrote, āI think, therefore I am,ā but thinking just gets us men into trouble. Thinking is defined as āthe process of using oneās … Read more
A Second Artificial Ignorance Entity Declares Candidacy for President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A second Artificial Ignorance Entity has declared its candidacy for President of United States, joining “Hoiman.” According to SNN Political Crappe reporter … Read more
The Mother of AI Proclaims ‘Artificial Ignorance for All People’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Mother of AI has pledged to make Artificial Ignorance for all people the world over. Dr. Brigette Bardeaux Brainfahrt, the Slobovian … Read more
