How the Alabama IVF Ruling Could Actually Help Clinics and Parents
If the law is going to see fertilized embryos as children, maybe IVF clinics and parents should get child benefits. By Drew Despereaux In February 16th of this … Read more
Alabama
Hey, Kids, Let’s Go to DeSantis World!
Florida’s autocratic governor has put Disney World under the control of his thought police, turning it into “DeSantis World.” Until recently, kids were thrilled when their parents said: … Read more
Trump, Suffering ‘Rally-Withdrawal’ Symptoms, Addresses Pro-Trump Turkeys
President attends rally of pro-Trump turkeys to offset “rally-withdrawal” side-effects. Fighting the effects of “rally-withdrawal” symptoms due to social distancing guidelines, President Donald Trump today addressed an enthusiastic … Read more
Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!
Donald Trump draws attention to his penmanship in weather map doodler mystery! Yesterday, during a rare emergency session, the House of Representatives voted against all Sharpies sold, until … Read more
Chicken or the Egg: Two Chickens Sunny Side Up
Liberty University renames the egg in response to “chicken or the egg” controversy. LIBERTY UNIVERSITY, LYNCHBURG, VA — Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University has made a decision respecting their … Read more
‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law
Alabama decides new abortion law doesn’t go far enough. The Governor of Alabama and the Alabama legislature have decided that their new anti-abortion law does not go far … Read more
BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile
In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a … Read more
