Trump’s Plans to ‘Reshape America’
The ex-prez says he will “reshape America” with a “War on the impoverished” – “Every state should be like Texas,” he says. Anticipating victory in a presidential race … Read more
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Trump Cashing In: Rivaling Walmart as Retail Vendor
The perpetual presidential candidate is cashing in on his fame, hauling in the bucks whether elected or not. From presidential underwear to a Trump Sex Manual, 45 is … Read more
White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!
The “White House Plumbers” didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. But someday we’ll be watching “Donald Trump’s 7 Year Scandal.” No, these plumbers didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. They … Read more
Biden, DeSantis Team Up Against Mexican Drug Cartel
A Mexican drug cartel was fooled by an old political rivalry in a rare bipartisan display of cooperation. President Joe Biden and “Sheriff” Ron DeSantis busted the Mexican … Read more
Elon Musk Makes Bid to Buy America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Musk’s thirst for control widens from merely controlling social media, as he seeks to buy America at a cut-rate price. With his … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together
Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual
Republican politics mean BS-ness as usual. Voter suppression is an invalid ID-ology. If at first you don’t impede, lie lie again. GOP election strategy: Finking outside the ballot … Read more
Chris Columbus Gives Notes to Billionaires in Space Race
As Billionaires Jeff Bezos & Richard Branson take flight – Chris Columbus does commentary on his Holiday & other misinformation! SOME SAY these 2 Billionaires should find something … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Wall Street Bullishit!
Wall Street is full of bullishit! Minimum wages war on the poor. As the rich get richer, the middle-class becomes more and more poor-us. Ted “Yes I Cancun” … Read more
America the Sorrowful (and Hopeful): A Rewrite
America the Sorrowful (and Hopeful) So sorrowful as each one diesFor warnings all in vain, For ever-mounting casualtiesFrom policies insane!America! America!We shed our tears for thee,And hope for … Read more
