How the Trump Stole America: A Poem
How the Trump Stole America Politics in America had suffered a blow Americans were fed up with the status quo Obama did what he could with what given … Read more
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Uncle Sam Says He’s Dying
The world’s oldest democracy, and its main avatar, Uncle Sam, may be dead by 2020. NYC — America, the world’s oldest democracy, announced via Uncle Sam today that … Read more
Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted
New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more
Putin Park: If Freddy Krueger Designed Disneyland
More fun than you can shake a nuke at: Putin’s military theme park is fun for the whole family. Fancy a lunch of boiled brown bear and beetroot? … Read more
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity “If it’s okay for Caitlyn Jenner to identify as a woman, why can’t Rachel Dolezal call herself black?” tweeted Pharrell … Read more
America in Danger of Facing Internet Outrage Shortage
Strong opinions and internet outrage are in serious danger of being depleted, say outraged experts. The internet is a great tool in which people can express differing opinions. … Read more
Some Simple Solutions for America’s Problems
America’s problems can seem daunting. Durstco is here to help. Modern life can get awfully complicated. And in our continuing quest to navigate these state-of-the-art raging rapids while … Read more
America: Now Red Velvet Rope-a-Doped
They’ve strung out the red velvet rope: It’s the country clubbing of America. And now for a few choice words concerning my recent demotion to the status of … Read more
Has America Gone Crazy?
More importantly, can we save America? It might appear that the U-S-of-A has gone bonkers. So let me clear up any confusion that you might have: Yes, it … Read more
The Putin Two-Step
Ukrania knew Vlad Putin would be at the big dance Ukrania had been waiting for her turn to go to the big dance. It was a huge gala … Read more
