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Liar, liar! Psychophants on fire! Trump scams MAGA succors. America has been repossessed souly for financial malfeasance. The Don of a new error breaks in the mourning-time. Talkative … Read more
Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
Through evolution, we became Homo sapiens, but what if… Through evolution, we became Homo sapiens. But what if we were the descendants of lizards, like geckos? We might … Read more
Donald Trump should be given unqualified immunity from the presidency. Trump vows to get even if it destroys the country. Republicans refuse to step on lunatic attack toes. … Read more
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more
What do you get when you combine cowardly-yellow with hate-red? Orange squeal! Our political landscape is being poisoned by agent orange. A guilty party leads the guile-tea party. … Read more
“Make me look bad and I’ll get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more
