This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Laptop Dog
Trump is Putin’s laptop dog. Trump’s legacy lies in his claims to defame. Those that demand the most respect invariably give the least. Propagandists attack in formation. Republicans … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption
“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions
Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump
Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner
We’re not rounding the corner, we’re surrounding the coroner! It’s always darkest before the “Don” — because he’s not very bright. For Trump, reality is a know-no. Jumping to … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!
Trump-Pence 2020 is T-P for bungholes! Trump wants to fix everything. Starting with the election. It’s people like him that give people like him a bad name. Tea … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down
There’s no debate, it’s a presidential schmuck-down! It’s a crime Trump’s deface of America. If only the president was as interested in suppressing the coronavirus as he is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader
A big orange tax evader is taking US for a ride! Under Trump, IRS stands for I Resist Scrutiny. Your tax returns to haunt you. Of course it’s … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Russian Interfearance is Scary
Russian Interfearance: Don’t let a Russian con “troll” your opinion. To Russia Under Mister Putin. Red Don in the morning, patriots take warning. Trump: Defending tyranny while defunding … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time
So you think you can dunce? Trump is like a breath of fresh err. Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell. Ignorance doesn’t know what it … Read more
