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FBI vs Apple: Battle Royale between the righteous and the wicked This huge brouhaha between the FBI and Apple Inc. has escalated into a Battle Royale between the … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/2/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ever the Innovator, Apple Announces Pocket Version of its New Digital Watch
‘Some people don’t like to wear things on their wrists’ – Apple CEO Tim Cook CUPERTINO, CA — Following the recent announcement of its new “Dick Tracy”-style wrist … Read more
New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains
With the ultimate iPhone plug-in, no thinking is needed! In the latest cool trend to hit the streets, masses of young people are getting their iPhones installed right … Read more
Apple Set to Purchase Boob-Squeezing Simulator for iWatch
New iWatch Technology ‘Increases levels of intimacy for consenting users’ CUPERTINO CA — Apple CEO Tim Cook announced today that his company is negotiating the purchase of Occulis … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/15/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/12/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Google Glass Glasswipes
Still can’t get Google Glass? May as well wait for Apple to make them user friendly, anyway. A tsunami of tech is engulfing our nation, and in the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/24/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news and headlines don’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from … Read more
Apple Cancels iPhone 5, Re-releases Original Palm Pilot
After iPhone troubles, basic palm pilot seen as glitch-free product to reboot company Apple CEO Tim Cook, looking to go in another direction with the company, revealed his … Read more
