Foreign Ruler Tells America How to End Gun Violence
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) It’s not hard to end gun violence, says the Grand Duke of The Republic of Obnoxia. Lord Sebastian Soapscumbe, Grand Duke of … Read more
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The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed
Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ … Read more
The Cafeteria Lady Is Packing Heat
More presidential wacky nonsense: arm teachers President Donald Trump tossed out some wacky nonsense, saying we should arm teachers, which encouraged the press and public to go nuts … Read more
NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local … Read more
