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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more
“If our military is good enough for Saudi Arabia, it’s good enough for Russia,” the President said. “After all, a billion bucks to bomb Ukraine is a billion … Read more
Secretary of Navy’s angrily-thrown remote hits big red button, making for historic Army-Navy game in football rivalry. PHILADELPHIA — The scene was shock and awe at this year’s … Read more
A border war of choice that hurts us, instead of protects us “What did you do in the border war, Daddy?” “I was in an Army platoon on … Read more
