In Wake of Latest Assassination Attempt, GOP Leaders Vow to Change Laws
Cries to revamp gun laws have arisen from both Trump and DeSantis in wake of second assassination attempt. On July 1, 2023, Florida became the 26th U.S. state … Read more
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JD Vance: School Shootings a ‘Fact of Life’
Trump’s running mate told supporters that school shootings were a “fact of life” and that “there’s nothing we can do about it.” Addressing a meeting of the Phoenix … Read more
Celebrity Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Gunfire
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 3-year-old rapper BigMonayBabay held an Easter egg hunt like no other, say witnesses. A celebrity Easter egg hunt on the massive estate … Read more
The Supreme Court Now Says It – Guns Are People
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the infamous Citizens United decision that made corporations people, and thereby gave … Read more
NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics
New NRA propaganda campaign’s code name is “Bloodless Coup.” The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked … Read more
The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed
Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ … Read more
NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local … Read more
Obama Gives Up Fight With NRA, Sort Of
Before the speech, Fox calls Obama a ‘waffler,’ for giving them and the NRA what they asked for. Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting … Read more
Obama Shows the NRA’s LaPierre His Bad Self
LaPierre takes a call from the prez It was a phone call that President Obama didn’t want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He … Read more
Wayne LaPierre Ousted as Representative of NRA for Being Too ‘Frenchy’
Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA, has been removed from his position of Vice-President, due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed … Read more
