This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor

Dicktraitor Trump continues to lie… in bed with the Russians! Putin-Trump, throw out democracy. Our conclusion lies in collusion. Trump always seems tongue-tied to Russia. So queasy got … Read more

President Demands Supplication in Exchange for Relief Checks

President Demands Supplication in Exchange for Relief Checks

“Look, I just want some appreciation. Just appreciation. That’s all,” said Trump, announcing his National Presidential Supplication directive. In a North Korea-style press conference Monday, President Trump announced … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit

So quit claiming global warming doesn’t exi$t! Hot flashes are making Mother Earth go environmental. Is global warming real? The answer is blowing in the tornadoes. Foolish fuels … Read more

Pandemic Profiteers, Trump and Peter Cottontail

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Trump and the Republican Senate are enabling pandemic profiteers, at everyone’s expense. Wartime profiteering is an especially vile form of corporate greed, yet it has been as common … Read more

New Species of Vampire Discovered (and They’re in Your Bank!)

New Species of Vampire Discovered (and They’re in Your Bank!)

A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered, one that feeds off your economic life force — money. A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered … Read more

Who Says Crime Doesn’t Pay?

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Whoever said that crime doesn’t pay hasn’t seen Wall Street. Hey, can we all just stop complaining that our government coddles Wall Street’s big money-grubbing banks? Sure, they … Read more

Haiti Uses U.S. Aid Money to Help Bail Out Bankrupt Detroit

Haiti Uses U.S. Aid Money to Help Bail Out Bankrupt Detroit

Even devastated countries have pity on Detroit In what is being hailed as one of the most ironic turn of events of the young century, Haiti has sent … Read more

Banksters: Like Gangsters of Old, They Run the Place

Banksters: Like Gangsters of Old, They Run the Place

If greed is good, these Banksters are holy We used to have to worry about gangsters taking over cities in the U.S. Now it’s Banksters, and they’ve got … Read more

Who Needs Wall Street Giants?

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

JPMorgan Chase, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and the handful of other behemoths of Wall Street that dominate American banking — who needs them? After enduring years of … Read more

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