Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’
The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more
Bible
Meeting Mary Magdalene
My drinking buddy, God, and I were walking through a low-rent district in Brooklyn when he introduced me to Mary Magdalene. God and I happened to be walking … Read more
Plagues, Etc.
Since my drinking buddy God had alluded to his plagues, I asked him about the killing off of Egyptian first-borns. In several of our conversations, God had alluded … Read more
Meeting with a Priest
Walking in Manhattan with my friend God, we had a chance meeting with a priest, who asked for forgiveness. As it happens, I wasn’t the only person in … Read more
Angel Food
As my new drinking buddy, God, and I were having our nightcaps, he told me a tale that gives “angel food” a whole new meaning. An attractive woman … Read more
Father and Son
Over drinks, God told me about His Father and Son relationship with Jesus: “He probably thought I had forsaken him.” The next time we got together for drinks, … Read more
In the Beginning
In the Beginning, there was a conversation on a bench in Central Park. I was seated on a bench in New York’s Central Park, and on the bench … Read more
Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more
A Chat About ‘The Fall’
In a continuing conversation with God, he says that “The Fall of Man” was really about Adam and Eve hating poison ivy. God and I were wandering down … Read more
