Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/24/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the French wanting the Statue of Liberty returned, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Biden
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Holds First Briefing, Questions the ‘Necessity’ of Congress
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says Trump has decided that “Congress is not really necessary,” and may be shuttered. Meeting with an expanded roster of reporters, new Trump … Read more
Biden Pardons Adam, Eve and the Snake, Thereby Ending ‘Original Sin’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
Frak You, Left and Right: A Poem
Frak You, Left and Right By Mahyar A. Amouzegar Frak You, Left and Right, Frak the men and women who backed the Trump fight, Frak you, Biden, for … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/30/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Costco, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Trump Promises to Issue Pardons on a ‘Scale Never Before Seen’
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Macy’s, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/26/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 55th Anniversary of Sesame Street, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/4/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the LA Dodgers, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Biden Vacationing Until After the Election
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With things well in hand, President Joe Biden is going to the beach until after the election, according to reports. SNN leisure … Read more
