Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/16/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Republican effort to “Defund the FBI,” doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/9/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the a “woke James Bond,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
DeSantis Abducted by ‘Space Aliens’
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says he was abducted by “space aliens” in New York after a TV interview. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis claims he was abducted by “space … Read more
Vote: How to Fight the Next Civil War
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more
President Biden Offers New Solution to Rising Food Prices
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Deeply concerned about the pain in the wallet of most Americans, the president has a plan to deal with rising food prices. … Read more
How Can Democrats Save the Party… from their Leaders?
Instead of blame or surrender, more of Harry Truman’s feisty, can-do spirit is needed to save the party from itself. President Joe Biden recently flew off to Taiwan … Read more
Biden, DeSantis Team Up Against Mexican Drug Cartel
A Mexican drug cartel was fooled by an old political rivalry in a rare bipartisan display of cooperation. President Joe Biden and “Sheriff” Ron DeSantis busted the Mexican … Read more
Plot to Bilk Biden Administration Out of 342 Billion in Military Aid Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot to illegally obtain $342 Billion in military aid from the U.S. Famed Slobovian Secret … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/11/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the White House Correspondents Dinner, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’
Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more
