Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/22/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews White House Farewell Party Guests
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews those infamous White House farewell party guests. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Georgia On My Couch
Georgia seeks therapy regarding strange new feelings and blue state tendencies. Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. I know I’ve been avoiding therapy sessions lately, but … Read more
Who Cares Who the Secretary of Agriculture Is?
The job of secretary of agriculture in the past has first and foremost been to keep moneyed interests in charge. Years ago, Robert Kennedy noted that making economic, … Read more
President Trump Booby Traps White House
Biden prepares for a real-life ‘Home Alone,’ as Trump booby traps the White House. For the last week, President Trump has been holed up in his White House … Read more
Secret Service Plan Ready if Trump Refuses to Leave White House
Trump barricade? No problem: Secret Service plan revealed. An anonymous source has sent the Humor Times an exclusive copy of a Secret Service plan drawn up in case … Read more
Trump’s Anti-Labor Department
Trump has been the Anti-Labor President, all the while bombastically asserting at rallies that he’s the workers’ champion. In building glittery enclaves like Trump Tower, luxury resorts and … Read more
Biden Voters Exhibit Bizarre Behavior to Cope with Election Anxiety
Reports from around the country indicate that supporters of Joe Biden are suffering from election anxiety. As the election nears, reports from around the country indicate that supporters … Read more
Prop 22 Helps Gig Giants Strip Health Care from Low-Wage Workers
It’s just an attempt by Uber, Lyft and other gig giants to keep low-wage workers down. There’s a mournful Peggy Lee song that asks the existential question: “Is … Read more
Here’s Hoping for a Good Outcome, America!
Editorial on our hopes for a good outcome to the election, from the November issue of the Humor Times, printed on 11/22/20. We went to press before Election … Read more
