The ‘Five Big Questions’ That Donald Trump Swore Only He Could Answer
President Trump said that there were “five big questions” on the infamous cognitive test he took that he says maybe no one else could answer. Our undercover operative … Read more
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COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem
The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Miami nine that day, with COVID at the Bat: The Covid tests they took were few, with sixty games to play, And … Read more
Surprise Group Endorses Trump Reelection Bid
Group of comedy luminaries endorses Trump, standing in solidarity. HOLLYWOOD, CA — They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows, but perhaps none stranger than the group of … Read more
All the News That’s Unfit to Print
(‘Unfit to print’ because it’s actually fake news.) President Trump’s Surprise VP Pick After presidential hopeful Joe Biden announced that he would be selecting a woman to be … Read more
Amash Outrageously Attempts Presidential Run with Clean Record
Insane strategy for a U.S. presidential run: have no sexual allegations in your background! In an unprecedented departure from presidential election norms, Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) has announced … Read more
Who’s the Fittest of Them All?
Who is the fittest to be president? Physically fit, that is. Last December at a town hall event, former Vice President Joe Biden challenged a retired farmer to … Read more
