God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden
God denied being hurt by Joe Biden on Sean Hannity’s show recently, but evidence suggests otherwise. In a rare interview, God appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox … Read more
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Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump
Naturally, the lamestream media have ignored the many great magazines that have endorsed the incumbent candidate, Donald J. Trump. “Scientific American backs Biden for its first presidential endorsement … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews a Trump Voter
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews a Trump voter from the swing state of Wisconsin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
Vote Smurf No Matter Smurf
If we get another four years of Gargamel, we’re all smurfed: Vote Smurf! I’ll start by smurfing the obvious: Gargamel is a danger to not only Smurf Village, … Read more
The ‘Five Big Questions’ That Donald Trump Swore Only He Could Answer
President Trump said that there were “five big questions” on the infamous cognitive test he took that he says maybe no one else could answer. Our undercover operative … Read more
COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem
The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Miami nine that day, with COVID at the Bat: The Covid tests they took were few, with sixty games to play, And … Read more
Surprise Group Endorses Trump Reelection Bid
Group of comedy luminaries endorses Trump, standing in solidarity. HOLLYWOOD, CA — They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows, but perhaps none stranger than the group of … Read more
All the News That’s Unfit to Print
(‘Unfit to print’ because it’s actually fake news.) President Trump’s Surprise VP Pick After presidential hopeful Joe Biden announced that he would be selecting a woman to be … Read more
Amash Outrageously Attempts Presidential Run with Clean Record
Insane strategy for a U.S. presidential run: have no sexual allegations in your background! In an unprecedented departure from presidential election norms, Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) has announced … Read more
Who’s the Fittest of Them All?
Who is the fittest to be president? Physically fit, that is. Last December at a town hall event, former Vice President Joe Biden challenged a retired farmer to … Read more
