Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about NY Grand Jury indictments, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/2/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Red Lobster closing more restaurants, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/6/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Flava Flav, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Trump Addresses America’s ‘Final Election’
Trump tells Christians gathered at “Believers Summit” that, not to worry, this will be the final election. Speaking to a festive crowd of admirers at “The Believers Summit” … Read more
Harris Announces Biden as VP: ‘Saves on Campaign Expenses’
“Why spend money on a graphic designer for new yard signs?” asked Kamala Harris after picking Biden as VP. Late Wednesday night, Kamala Harris, now the presumptive nominee … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Snoop Dogg at the Paris Olympics, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Breaking! Biden: ‘I’m Back in the Race!’
President Joe Biden reverses course, says he’s “back in the race for president!” In a statement that took everybody by surprise, President Joe Biden announced from the Oval … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/22/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about exploding soda cans on Southwest flights, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
A Radical Plan to Defeat a Radical Takeover Attempt
Dear America, Recently, the Supreme Court issued a decision on a case involving former president Donald Trump that basically gives any president total immunity from criminal prosecution for … Read more
Democrats Exhume Abraham Lincoln to Replace Biden as Nominee
House Democrats discuss the possibility of nominating a new old candidate to replace Biden and save democracy. As public support for Biden plummets after his catastrophic debate performance … Read more
