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Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
The GOP is conceding that they are now captives of a rabid clique of ideological extremism and outright nutballism. Ohio voters scored a big election victory for women’s … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Slobovian billionaire is suing The Diamond Fork and Spoon in New York over his dissatisfaction with a bowl of She-Crab soup. … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: Ex-president says he’s is willing to pay off America’s national debt, simply for being named president for life. SNN becomes … Read more
Exciting news, people: Utopia is on the rise! Musk promises an “ecological paradise” for his workers in his private town. Space Commander Elon Musk has announced that His … Read more
Being the third-richest person in the world is not nearly enough, as the Amazon founder acquisition plans include all assets, everywhere. It’s a jungle out there for all … Read more
