Just What We Need – Another Border Wall!

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Republicans concoct a whole new xenophobic bugaboo to goose up their anti-immigrant demagoguery — another border wall. In the 1980s, many Texans were alarmed that hordes of immigrants … Read more

Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill

Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill

GOP House prepares hard-line comprehensive legislation for new president. Addressing the chamber he heads, House Speaker Mike Johnson outlined the provisions of H.R. 01-06-21, which he promised would … Read more

Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!

Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!

And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more

The Amazing Fall of Donald Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Wall’

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Donald Trump has continuously stamped his tiny feet and demanded that Congress shell out more than 10 billion of our taxpayers’ dollars for a “big, beautiful wall” he … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Oval Office ‘Blown’ Job!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Oval Office ‘Blown’ Job!

Impeach Trump for a “blown job” in the Oval Office. Ask me if Trump is unfit to be president and I’ll answer with an unqualified “YES!” When the … Read more

The Brand New U. S. Citizenship Test

The Brand New U. S. Citizenship Test

An exclusive, surprising peek at Trump’s proposed new ‘Citizenship Test’ One of Donald Trump’s key campaign promises was to reform the immigration system, but so far he has … Read more

Hundreds of ICE Workers Desert Their Posts and Flee to Canada

Hundreds of ICE Workers Desert Their Posts and Flee to Canada

In response to job stress and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE workers are streaming in caravans to Canada seeking asylum. In response to overwhelming job stress, social … Read more

How Ridiculous Is ‘Strong Man’ Trump’s Weakling Border Stand?

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Trump is a pathetic weakling of a president, ridiculously masquerading as a “strong man” while outlawing Good Samaritans. The most ridiculous thing about Donald Trump’s xenophobic, demagogic assault … Read more

Revisionist History: The American Civil War

Revisionist History: The American Civil War

Since so many seem to be okay with revisionist history these days, I’ll try my hand at it! Since many individuals in our modern world — for instance, … Read more

Sir Grope-a-Lot in His Quest to Be King: A Trump Allegory

Sir Grope-a-Lot in His Quest to Be King: A Trump Allegory

Sir Grope-a-Lot adds a moat to his proposed wall. “The peasants of the Midlands are getting restless again, Sir Grope-a-Lot,” reported Lady-in-Wanting, Kellyane. “No worry, I will proclaim … Read more

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