Trump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi

Trump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi

Trump was reportedly baffled by Pelosi’s rebuff to his attempt at secret negotiations with her over wall funding. According to a source in the White House, before Trump … Read more

Peaches: The Wall

Will Durst, Humor Times

Trump has variously described his wall as being “big and beautiful, see-through, transparent, steel slats, concrete, fences, barriers, whatever you want to call it, you can call it … Read more

Gobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden

Gobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden

His Rose Garden “Emergency” speech was all over the place, as Trump talks turkey — again. Geez, November has come & gone & we’re still hearing Jive Turkey! That’s right … Read more

The State of the Union 2019

Will Durst, Humor Times

Trump got stared down by Nancy Pelosi on the the State of the Union 2019 address, who didn’t even have the decency to gloat. The State of the … Read more

The Wall We Need to Build

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

The wall we need is not along the southern border, it’s around Mar-a-Lago. A fitting epitaph for the tombstone of our current president would be, “Here Lies Donald … Read more

Democrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump

Democrats Counter-Proposal: Build a Wall Around Trump

A wall around Trump would be extremely satisfying to the American people, Pelosi says. After weeks of a political game of shutdown the Dems have made a counter-proposal … Read more

Donald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall

Donald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall

Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny Trump’s plans to meet with Pink Floyd. President Donald Trump today announced that he will soon meet with … Read more

Trump’s Border War

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

A border war of choice that hurts us, instead of protects us “What did you do in the border war, Daddy?” “I was in an Army platoon on … Read more

A Wall Won’t Fix Immigration

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Illegal immigration is often the result of the abject poverty and violence that people face in their homeland. No wall will fix that, nor stop the influx. The … Read more

The Gaping Hole in Trump’s Border Wall

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

This Trumpian folly of a border wall is not needed and won’t work. How much of our money does Donald Trump want to pour into his xenophobic fantasy … Read more

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