Blame Game: The All American Sport (a Poem)
The Blame Game: It’s how we roll Iraq is afire as ISIS runs wild Inducing a flood of political bile Lacking ideas to put out the flame … Read more
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Repeal the Patriot Act
The Patriot Act: It’s b-a-a-a-ck! It’s back. The Patriot Act — that grotesque, ever-mutating, hydra-headed monstrosity from the Bush-Cheney Little Shop of Horrors — has risen again, this time … Read more
George W Bush Endorses Romney, Who Then Congratulates Obama
White House dreams obliterated: Bush endorses Romney By Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com Presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney placed a phone call this afternoon to President Barack Obama, congratulating him … Read more
Scary Thoughts
Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts: The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people’s money and spending incredible amounts of time making … Read more
Final Interview: Bush Waxes Nostalgic
‘I’m so proud of my accomplishness,’ says former president A Humor Times Special Report WASHINGTON, DC – Winding up a month-long whirlwind tour of press interviews designed to … Read more
Cheney Pronounces Self King
>WASH., D.C. – Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, fed up with restraints on his office, declared himself King today in a prepared statement. “Everyone knows it has been me, … Read more
Gonzales Insists Responsibility for Responsibility Not His
WASH., D.C. – Attorney General Roberto Gonzales, facing increasing scrutiny for his role in the firings of US Attorneys under his watch, ostensibly for political reasons, says he … Read more
Bush to Launch War on Global Warming
“The time has come to show this evil ‘Global Warming’ thing that we mean business” – President Bush WASH., D.C. — The Bush administration announced plans for a … Read more
