Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars
Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate … Read more
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The So-Called President Trump Cabinet
The Trump cabinet will be worth between 8 and 16 billion dollars. The so-called president is not just going to drain the swamp, he’s going to subdivide it. … Read more
Trump’s First 100 Days: A Prediction
Here’s what might go down over the rest of the first 100 days of the Donald Trump Experience As extraordinary as it sounds, Donald J. Trump is now … Read more
2017 Resolutions We Should Be Making
Most resolutions are as unique as a white sweat sock in a junior high boys locker room. All right everybody; time to slap on a happy face and … Read more
Princess Ivanka ‘Furious’ About Pam Bondi’s White House Appointment
‘She just loves having her pussy grabbed by the President-Erect!’ Ivanka wept, referring to Donald’s new housemate, Pam Bondi. ‘It’s not fair! Waah!’ NYC – First Lady-Elect Princess … Read more
Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement … Read more
Trump to Sell ‘Indulgences’ in Advance for Federal Crimes
Trump’s plans to monetize his presidency include “Pardons in Advance,” “limited” access to daily CIA briefings, and “ten minutes alone” with Melania’s old shoe collection. NYC – The … Read more
Republicans Advise: ‘Get Over It’
A few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to “stop whining and get over it.” And now a few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to … Read more
What is the ‘Trump Fix’?
The Trump transition team is a viper’s nest of pay-to-play corporate interests. In Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, it was his frequent, unbridled slaps at Wall Street elites and … Read more
Trump Nominees Offer New Direction for Nation’s Education
Jeff Sessions and Betsy DeVos unveil their plans to improve education President-elect Donald Trump’s nominees for top level positions in his administration promise to usher in a new … Read more
