Can Our Elections Be Made Even More Vapid? Some Are Banking On It

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

If America’s political campaigns haven’t become vapid enough, “Crowds on Demand” can supply an instant “grassroots” campaign. Many people feel that America’s political campaigns have become vapid PR … Read more

Trump Calls Harris ‘Stupid,’ Extols Arnold Palmer’s ‘Nine-Wood’

Trump Calls Harris ‘Stupid,’ Extols Arnold Palmer’s ‘Nine-Wood’

Former president touches on a variety of issues at a rally, including the genitalia of Arnold Palmer. Touching on a variety of issues at a rally in Latrobe, … Read more

JD Vance Catches Rare Genital Disorder from Donald Trump

JD Vance Catches Rare Genital Disorder from Donald Trump

The VP candidate apparently caught a rare genital disorder from his running mate, Donald Trump. A spokesperson for vice-presidential candidate Senator JD Vance (R. OH) announced at a … Read more

Phone-a-Friend Option Included in Trump’s Latest Debate Requests

Phone-a-Friend Option Included in Trump’s Latest Debate Requests

The former president has proposed a few new debate wrinkles, including a “phone-a-friend” option. Mar-a-Lago — Former president Donald Trump has petitioned the Commission on Presidential Debates to … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trumpy the Elephant

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trumpy the Elephant

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Trumpy the Elephant. ANNOUNCER Live from Zoo Miami. It’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good morning listeners nationwide. Is … Read more

Upcoming Debate: ‘Weird’ Trump vs ‘Nasty’ Harris

Upcoming Debate: ‘Weird’ Trump vs ‘Nasty’ Harris

Trump on the upcoming debate: “ABC is the nastiest, followed closely by Disney.”  The upcoming debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will be their first and only … Read more

Trump Opens Pop-Up Gift Shop in Arlington Cemetery

Trump Opens Pop-Up Gift Shop in Arlington Cemetery

Gift shop offered attendees a chance to “memorialize their stroll through these hallowed acres with a reasonably priced MAGA” goods. Arlington, VA — Former president Donald Trump’s recent … Read more

Exclusive: Trump Incident at Cemetery Much Worse Than Reported

Exclusive: Trump Incident at Cemetery Much Worse Than Reported

Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more

Kamala Harris ‘Gets Real’ in Sit-Down Interview

Kamala Harris ‘Gets Real’ in Sit-Down Interview

The presidential candidate has been pressured to do a sit-down interview, and obliges on Meet the Press. For the first time in more than two months, Democratic presidential … Read more

Two More Couches Accuse Vance of Sexual Abuse

Two More Couches Accuse Vance of Sexual Abuse

Trouble for JD Vance, as more couches have come forward with accusations of “unwanted sexual advances.” Akron, OH — Two more couches have come forward with accusations of … Read more

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