Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”
Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more
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Trump Selects VP Running Mate
Following months of media speculation, Donald Trump has selected his 2024 VP running mate. After much public conjecture and overt deliberation by the candidate himself, former President Donald … Read more
Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug
Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more
GOP Candidates Campaign, Accept Plaudits at Iowa State Fair
Wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines. As wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa … Read more
Political Dadaist: ‘America is Ripe for Third Party Rule’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous political dadaist says voters are so restless that America could be ripe for third party rule. Internationally known political dadaist … Read more
Golf Foursome Ponders Trump’s Future
At Mar-a-Lago, a luminous golf foursome discusses Trump’s future. This reporter caught up with former President Donald J. Trump at his Mar-a-Lago golf course in Palm Beach, Florida … Read more
What if Democrats Decided to Campaign as Real Democrats?
The state supreme court election in Wisconsin showed that if they stand up for the people like real Democrats, Dems win. Way to go, Wisconsin, you showed what … Read more
“Weekend at Bernie’s” – Donald Style
Just like the Laugh-Out-Loud movie “Weekend at Bernie’s” – looks like we’ll see ‘many Donald’s’ out & about in a neighborhood near you! But don’t let it freak … Read more
Trump Discovers New Blue MAGA
Trump excited to win over Dems with new Blue MAGA hat, then has biggest temper tantrum yet. The White House staff has been more on edge than usual … Read more
Amash Outrageously Attempts Presidential Run with Clean Record
Insane strategy for a U.S. presidential run: have no sexual allegations in your background! In an unprecedented departure from presidential election norms, Rep. Justin Amash (I-MI) has announced … Read more
