Top 20 Reasons Trump Would Want to Make Puerto Rico the 51st State
President Trump has set his sights on Puerto Rico as the 51st State — Here are his top 10 reasons. After his grand plans to annex Canada and … Read more
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Trump Acquisitions: An Update
Exclusive: a summary of the latest “big, beautiful” updated plans for Trump acquisitions around the world. In a recent news conference, President Donald Trump provided an update on … Read more
Trump Holds First ‘Fireside Chat’ at Mar-a-Lago
Trump engaged in fiery rhetoric in what he pegged as the first “fireside chat” of his new administration. Channeling Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President-elect Donald J. Trump engaged in … Read more
Co-President-Elect Elon Musk to Purchase Canada and Greenland, Donate as 51st and 52nd States
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) As Co-President, Elon Musk says he will acquire Canada and Greenland and give them to the US. SNN Political Finance correspondent Moe … Read more
Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!
Taking one for the team, this Comedy Writer seeks a cure for inauguration anxiety, subjects herself to analysis for Inauguration Day Blues! Sitting in the therapist’s office for … Read more
Mexico, Canada Must Make English their Official Language, says Trump
The President-elect says he will order Mexico and Canada to make English their official language, “or else.” Now that Donald Trump says Mexico and Canada should be U.S. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Timothée Chalamet, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Just What We Need – Another Border Wall!
Republicans concoct a whole new xenophobic bugaboo to goose up their anti-immigrant demagoguery — another border wall. In the 1980s, many Texans were alarmed that hordes of immigrants … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/5/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even with headlines like “Disney pulls plug in Florida,” doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’
After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more
