Humor Times Declines to Endorse a Candidate in the 2024 Presidential Election
New owner Jeff Bezos said it would “not be prudent” to endorse, and that “democracy can effing choke in darkness, for all I care.” Touting itself as the … Read more
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Artificial Ignorance Entity Presidential Candidates Release Their Platforms
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Both AI candidates granted exclusive interviews, detailing their platforms. According to SNN Political Crappe reporter Muck N. Mire, Artificial Ignorance Entity presidential … Read more
Lazy Americans Feel Left Out of Political Process
“We’re people too!” exclaim lazy Americans. Politicians often talk about the need to create jobs or lower taxes for hardworking Americans, but what about Lazy Americans? Don’t they … Read more
GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump
The remaining Republican presidential candidates are launching a new strategy — get indicted. Faced with trying to close a huge gap between themselves and Donald Trump, the remaining Republican … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
GOP Candidates Campaign, Accept Plaudits at Iowa State Fair
Wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines. As wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa … Read more
Most 2024 Republican Presidential Candidates Suffer from Lack of Name Recognition
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Name recognition is a major stumbling block for 2024 Republican hopefuls: here’s what people are saying. According to SNN pollster Dr. Propah … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews The Republican Little Rascals
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the Republican presidential candidates, who have morphed into The Little Rascals. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, … Read more
Prop 22 Helps Gig Giants Strip Health Care from Low-Wage Workers
It’s just an attempt by Uber, Lyft and other gig giants to keep low-wage workers down. There’s a mournful Peggy Lee song that asks the existential question: “Is … Read more
Republicans and Democrats Discuss Candidates for President in the 21st Century
We sit in and listen in as Republicans and Democrats alternately discuss candidates and their electability. Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that … Read more
