Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
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Cat in the Hat Enters Presidential Race
The Cat in the Hat stuns America by announcing bid for presidency. The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing … Read more
Exclusive: Little Donny Debates His Weary Mother Before He Mutes Her!
Donald Trump loves a good debate & he started early: Notes from Mrs. Trump’s Diary on Little Donny! Part 2 – Excerpts from Mrs. Trump‘s Diary on Little … Read more
Catwoman Debunks Litter Box Myth
Catwoman dispels Republican-fed “litter box” rumors, as the GOP attempts to spread outrage to scare voters. Many Republican candidates in this year’s elections are capitalizing on “litter box” … Read more
Trump’s White House Custodian Cleans Up With Book of Secrets!
White House custodian and other staff detail Trump’s fascination with dicks & dictators in latest tell-all books! Who doesn’t have a new book out spilling the Goya Beans … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/16/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/3/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/30/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
