CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
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Deadly New Covid Variant Prevention Plan Introduced by Unlikely Team
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Witch Doctor has teamed up with the CDC to prevent the spread of the deadly new Covid variant called “Top … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/4/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, especially about the passing of Betty White, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Cure for Deadly ‘Delta Blues’ COVID Variant Revealed
An SNN contributor reports on a technique used by a voodoo witch doctor, said to cure the deadly “Delta Blues” variant. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The … Read more
Newly-Discovered Delta Blues Strain May Be Deadliest Covid-19 Variant
The CDC now says the newest variant, the Delta Blues Strain, may hit hardest, affecting certain music listeners. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The newly discovered “Delta … Read more
Exposing Yourself… Without a Raincoat! Going Commando is a Breath of Fresh Air
Exposing yourself by taking your mask off for the very first time is traumatic! I always loved comic Johnny Carson‘s great joke: “Last night it was so cold…the … Read more
Are You Suffering from Trump Withdrawal Syndrome?
The following is an urgent bulletin from the CDC for those suffering from Trump Withdrawal Syndrome: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Bulletin No. 2020-11-29 RE: Trump … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: An Unconventional Convention
The Republican’s convention lies in their contention. When it comes to giving speeches, Trump has always toad the line. The President’s big “hit” song: Damagin’ (All the People). … Read more
Trump: Western Science is Like Slovenian Women
“You never know what you’re gonna get and when you do they suddenly change their minds.” The President added: “So-called Western science tells ya one thing and then … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/20/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
