Book Review: ‘Donald Trump’s Guide to Celebrity Penises’
“Donald Trump’s Guide to Celebrity Penises” may be one of the most important books written in the last fifty years. When I first heard that a former president … Read more
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Take ‘The World Started Its Downfall When…’ Test
Take this fun “The World Started Its Downfall When…” Quiz to see if you’ve been paying attention to History or just Pop Culture! Some might say the world’s … Read more
No Means No
An avalanche of sexual harassment revelations is bringing down a very deserving aggregation of Men Behaving Badly. An avalanche of revelations concerning public figures engaging in various types … Read more
Inaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants
Lacking any big name celebrities, the inaugural committee resorted to bizarre decision regarding Andrew Brietbart. With just days until the swearing in of Donald J. Trump to the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/25/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Operation Betty Ford
Getting high via drones at the Betty Ford Center Police in Southern California say a drone overloaded with illicit methamphetamine crashed into the gardens of the Betty Ford … Read more
Doctors Recommend 3 Selfies a Day to Combat ‘Failed Existence Syndrome’
“A selfie can make you feel like you’re somebody” – Dr. Sal Fee Are you sad? All the time? Do you constantly wish you were someone else? Someone … Read more
Get Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!
Celebrity remnants are all the rage now A new entrepreneurial enterprise has arisen to overnight success: “Celebrity Remnants.” Now the ordinary person can have very personal discarded pieces … Read more
Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year
Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes … Read more
Stars: Human Really Impressing Other Humans Right Now
What are some humans called “stars”? We’ve lived on this planet for thirty-five years now, and though we have easily adopted their mannerisms, assumed their practices, and assimilated … Read more
