Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/24/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Ye Olde Predictions Piece: Circa 2014
Tradition dictates columnists trot out their predictions, or else… The dawn of the new year signals civilization’s return to several grand traditions, including the ancient hoary one requiring … Read more
Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Charlie Sheen & More
The News, as interpreted by Argus Hamilton: Charlie Sheen announced Tuesday that he is interested in being a judge on American Idol. He knows plenty about the music … Read more
Ted Nugent, Charlie Sheen & Andre Breivik Kick Off ‘Three Maniacs’ Tour
Ted Nugent, the Detroit ‘Motorcity Madman’ (in so many ways more than the original intent), Charlie Sheen, the ‘Platoon Psycho’ and Andre Breivik, the Norwegian extreme right wing … Read more
