High Egg Prices Spawn First Billionaire Chicken
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World’s first billionaire chicken able to achieve extreme wealth due to high egg prices and ingenious use of AI. In an exclusive … Read more
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Eggs or Gas? Who Do I Have to Cluck to Get Some?
Eggs & I – Fun Facts & Fictional Retorts on a Timer! This Public Service article has only one aim: After you’ve finished, you’ll be 100% turned off … Read more
Trump Appoints New DIMM Head to Combat Coronavirus
New DIMM head tasked with combating COVID-19 Donald Trump today announced the appointment of ardent supporter and long-time contributor Graham Crocker to head the US Department of Innovative … Read more
