A Cursory Rhyme
A poem about Chumpty-Trumpty. Chumpty-Trumpty owned a huge mall. Chumpty-Trumpty built a Great Wall. All Trumpty’s Cannons, and all of his Bannons, Can’t stop poor China from killing … Read more
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Jihad So Noughties??? Fox News Says NEW Anti-Christian Extremist Cult Spells the END of America!
Sean Hannity on Fox News, explains why a new anti-Christian extremist cult will destroy America as he knows it. Self-appointed True News guru and cash-addled global super-warmer Sean … Read more
The Official White House Coronavirus Test
If you are hoping to be tested for COVID-19, it is first necessary to take and pass the following simple written quiz. “If somebody wants to be tested … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Chinese President Xi Jinping
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Chinese President Xi Jinping. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good … Read more
WHO’s to Blame?
A recent meeting in the Oval Office: Mike Pence: Mr. President, I understand you’re looking to blame someone for this crazy pandemic. Donald Trump: That’s right, Mike. Mike … Read more
New Advice Column: ‘Dear Dr. Trump’
Excerpts from the popular new advice column, “Dear Dr. Trump”! When it comes to the pandemic, I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Stay Out of Women’s Vaginas!
Predators and legislators, STAY OUT! Trump is the anti-Rodney Dangerfield; he don’t give no respect! Those that swagger in often stagger out. Trump vs. Stormy: Thugs vs. Jugs. … Read more
Change Is Coming
Family farmers have coalesced with other political outsiders to put forth a complete overhaul of industrial agribusiness: Indeed, finally, change is coming. As we hurtle into the 2020s, … Read more
Where Trump’s Kakistocracy Can Find a Good Farm Policy
Trump is running a kakistocracy that can’t do anything right, and that includes farm policy. Government by the rich is called plutocracy. Government by police power is autocracy. … Read more
You Can’t Do That
Trump has never heard the words, “You can’t do that,” from anyone, but soon may hear, “You’re fired” from the American people. All of Washington is vibrating like … Read more
