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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Arvin Erickson, a reindeer farmer from Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Everyone knows Santa is careful, but no one knew just how careful. He’s Obsessive-Compulsive Santa! The reindeer? Fed. The elves? Cleaning. Mrs. Claus? Fast asleep, probably thanks to … Read more
Mouseguest Come Dear Mouse be our guest And may your weary head find rest Not upon our little bed But out in the garage instead I think you’ll … Read more
In an exclusive interview with Santa himself, our correspondent uncovers some troubling trends! It’s only November but it’s already beginning to look a lot like Christmas. I see … Read more
A Christmas letter to America, from the First Lady. Merry Christmas from our family to yours. Once again, we had a wonderful year filled with love, joy and … Read more
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed an antitrust lawsuit against Santa, charging him with operating a monopoly. Santa Claus was targeted this week in an antitrust lawsuit … Read more
If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace for Christmas. If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace … Read more
Ho-ho-ho, wait till you hear about the gifts I gave to some of America’s power elite special people for Christmas. To each of our Congress critters, those oh-so … Read more
“What a Grinch” (with apologies to Dr. Seuss) Nearly everyone in America liked Democracy a lot.But Trump, who once lived in a tower, did not.Trump hated it and … Read more
Biden prepares for a real-life ‘Home Alone,’ as Trump booby traps the White House. For the last week, President Trump has been holed up in his White House … Read more
