Coming of Age on Christmas Day
Somewhere in time on Christmas Day… On Christmas day, I got my Period… for the 1st time! Being Jewish, I didn’t know what to think of it! Wrong house, Santa? I suspect … Read more
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Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’
Now available in the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition: “Christmas Wishes.” In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor Times FREE … Read more
Better Late Than Never: Will Dur$t’$ Xmas Gift Wi$h Li$t
During this post-sacred season of super sell-a-thons, many remember sharing our blessings with the less fortunate. But what about the more fortunate? Here’s Durst’s Xmas Gift Wish List … Read more
Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase
Called reports of previous widespread use of “Merry Christmas” just “fake news.” President Donald Trump issued a statement today wishing the nation a “Merry Christmas,” while claiming credit … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/4/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved
Will Durst’s Christmas Gifts Wish List Relax. Now breathe. And repeat. The nonstop madcap insanity has finally reached its red and green holiday crescendo and its all downhill … Read more
Merry Christmas: Right-Wingers, the Red Pope and Jesus
The far right’s God-awful “War on Christmas” Aah, ’tis the season for family, friends, eggnog, chipmunks singing Christmas carols — and all-out, no-mercy, blow-’em-all-to-hell war. Not war like … Read more
When Should the Christmas Lights Come Down?
Just how long should neighbors leave their Christmas lights up? One of my favorite Holiday Season pastimes is driving around admiring Christmas lights. In other words, wasting lots … Read more
’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016: A Revised Poem
’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016 ’Twas the night before Christmas in twenty-sixteen, The election was done and we’d seen what we’d seen. Steve Bannon and Co. were … Read more
Pa Rumpa Pum: Please Make It Stop
What Christmas song drives you batty? After fleeing the pharmacy because I just couldn’t bring myself to listen to one more Rumpa-pum-pum, I went online and asked my … Read more
