Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t … Read more
Christmas
Great Last-Minute Gift Idea: Give the Gift of Laughter: The Humor Times!
The gift that keeps on giving, all year long: The Humor Times magazine is available by subscription all over the world, in print or digital format – It’s … Read more
Santa Moving Operations to South Pole Due to Warming Arctic Ocean
Heading south: Santa’s workshops becoming wet-shops Old Saint Nick has been having a hard time of it. His North Pole sweat shops, …er…, workshops, have been becoming wet-shops, … Read more
Why Isn’t There a War on Easter?
Why does the outrage machine not crank up around the end of February to “take back Easter from the godless?” Why haven’t these clever secularists tried to take … Read more
Lost Journal: The Island of Forgotten Christmas Tree Ornaments
Journal entry: January 1, 1984 (age 37) In the same archipelago as the Island of Misfit Toys sits an even more remote locale known as the Island of … Read more
Most Churches Not Looking Forward to Rapture
The Rapture could adversely affect churches’ budgets, say pastors A recent survey of religious leaders from hundreds of Christian churches across the nation indicates a startling fact…they are … Read more
Pennsylvania Woman Hospitalized After Opening Gift Box Shipped by Sister
Helen Sewickly from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is resting comfortably in Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow Memorial Hospital after receiving cuts and lacerations while opening a gift box she received … Read more
Operation Grinch: The War on Christmas
President Obama authorizes an escalation in the War on Christmas “The war on Christmas is very, very real…” — Bernard McGuirk, The O’Reilly Factor, December 6, 2012 An … Read more
Movie Review: Silver Linings Playbook
‘Silver Linings Playbook’ — a film review by Gary Chew No main characters in “Silver Linings Playbook” exist that aren’t Type A personalities. The energy runs high for … Read more
Lost Journal: Dad’s Dating Advice Has a Ring of Truth to It
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: December 7, 1996 (age 27) My dad has always provided pretty solid advice regarding dating. There was the “For God’s sake, put on … Read more
